Jan
27
2012

Jacob Riis. Iconic And Life-Changing Work.

Hi,

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Some people can make such a difference by how they choose to live their lives.
One such person was Jacob A. Riis.

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Jacob Riis was originally Danish, although he later emigrated to America where he eventually became a police reporter.

He used the new of medium flash photography to make late-night visits to the worst slum areas of New York city, where he took his eye-opening photographs to show the unbelievably squalid conditions that some immigrants were living in.

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He became any early hero of photojournalism.

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His works included …

How The Other Half Lives 1891

The Children Of The Poor 1892

Out Of Mulberry Street 1896

Children Of The Tenements 1902

…He wanted to help, and to put forward the shocking information about the ways a certain strata of society were living, in order to eventually bring about reform.

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Jacob Riis Biography.

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His pictures are stunning, taken in the late 1800′s with the new development of flash photography, which he used to augment his reporting.
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This clip shows film of immigrants at Ellis Island.
It also contains many pictures taken by Jacob Riis.

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How amazing to see these images of lives at that time.
We have so much now, yet we strive for even more!
J.
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Jan
26
2012

Tao Porchon-Lynch

Hi,
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I was reading about an unusual lady this week, who wowed everyone in Mumbai recntly when she danced at an event there.

She is called Tao Porchon-Lynch.

She re-located from India to America in her thirties.

She is a Yoga Master, having practiced for the past 70 years, and she still teaches.

She is 93.

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Her first book has just been published, and is titled … Reflections. The Yogic Journey Of Life.

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Even having hip replacement surgery at 84 did not slow her down because she ignored the doctors’ opinions that she would not be able to be so active, and just proceeded to get on with it as soon as possible!
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Interview.

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Yoga Master. Recorded at 92.

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Dancing in Mumbai on January 10th.

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How’s that for just ‘doing your own thing!’

J.

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Jan
25
2012

Music In The Style Of.

Hey,

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Some people just have style.

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This is Lukas Kmit  playing the violin, in the proper sort of venue, which was an orthodox Jewish synagogue in Slovakia…. until he was so rudely interrupted!

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If it was not an arranged happening by the phone company …. then it should have been!

You may try to ignore mobile phones but it’s no good, they are everywhere!

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Well played that man!!!
J.
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Jan
24
2012

The Best Days Of Your Life?

Hi,

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Sad news in Maryland.

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An 11 year old boy called Kaleb Kula, is a pupil at Elkton Middle School.
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It is reported that he has been continually bullied while at the school, even though he is autistic and cannot defend himself.

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Eventually proof of the bullying has come to light because a pupil filmed it happening and uploaded the clip to Twitter.
The film clearly shows Kaleb being repeatedly punched in the head while other pupils egg on the attacker.

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Sadly this is not an isolated case by any means.

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What is it with our society and it’s lack of compassion for others who are already finding life hard enough!
Sad!
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Jan
23
2012

Waterproofing For Dummies!

Hello, Hello,

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Monday beckons …. and up here we have blue skies and sunshine …. I kid you not!

I feel quite uplifted actually.

Birds are singing and everything.

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I may have to rush up to my wardrobe to don my blue Disney dress with the white pinny, plus the white opaque stockings with my black Mary-Jane shoes, all finished off with my  jet black wig with the attached Alice band, and then hunt out my bag of realistically stuffed mechanical bluebirds.

Well, okay, it is not quite Snow White country, but it does feel very, very, near to it!

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Anyway, suffice it to say that I am in an extremely good mood indeed.

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This has also been helped by Big H successfully waterproofing my much loved new Kensington Ugg boots.

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I did mention to you that he had sent for some solution he had found on the Internet, which was said to be just the ticket for oiled leather and nu-buck shoes.

It arrived on Saturday morning.

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After sitting looking at it until Sunday evening we decided to just go for it and see what happened.

We did it at about midnight last night, and put them to one side ’til this morning.

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Wow, I am relieved to say that it has done a lovely job, with no streaks or marks etc. at all!

They look great.

The stuff is called …. Collonil Classic.  Rustical.  neutral …. it is made in Germany.

I mean, I have not tested them in rain and snow and mud etc yet,. but so far so good!

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So, I am now ready for any weather, whatever the weather.

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Hopefully though, it will be sunshine all the way for us today.

Have a waterproof one yourself too.

J.

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Jan
22
2012

Haiku: Sticky Wicket.

Sticky Wicket.

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Why don’t you fuck off -

You can only blame yourself

For fly-paper lies.

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Jan
21
2012

A Whole Lot Of Nothing Going On.

Hey,

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And a ‘Good Day’ to you.

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We are enjoying some better weather here today, with patches of weak sunshine amongst the usual heavy grey clouds and rainy periods.

It also feels a bit warmer.

In general it feels like a timely reminder that spring is coming eventually.

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When Big H and I take our daily walk we see that lots of daffodils and other plants are well up above the surface of the soil, and some plants seem to be trying to flower.

Obviously the unseasonably warm weather over Christmas has got all of the poor things confused.

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Not very much of importance has been going on here lately, just a lot of novels being read on our Kindles and I have been continuing to admire my new boots.

Unfortunately, with the waxed leather exterior, I have been too worried about spoiling them to wear them in the present rainy and muddy conditions.

Big H eventually ordered some waterproofing treatment on E-Bay to try and take care of them.

It arrived this morning so we (he) will soon be giving it a go for me …. I would however still recommend those boots to everyone, especially if you find authorised ones at a good sale price.

I confidently expect them to keep me very happy for many years to come …. a bit like my expectations of Big H I suppose, except that I don’t intend to take them to bed with me at night or expect them to bring me breakfast in bed sometimes!

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I hope that you are all having a good time out there in your various corners of the world.

Those of you living in some area of bright sunshine are especially lucky!

Enjoy !

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Take care and speak to you soon.

J.

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Jan
20
2012

Poem: Liar,Liar.

Liar,Liar.

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So, is gritting your only job,

Constantly spreading it underneath

Every conversation that we have

In order that you don’t slip-up.

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Jan
19
2012

Are They Watching Us!!!!!!

Hi,
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And so the weirdness goes on.

Here, in the early days of 2012, there have been many reports of UFO’s overhead.

For instance, it has been reported that UFO’s were observed at Chatham in Kent at the beginning of January 2012, and in Essex last Friday, in the early morning.

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These are apparently just a few,  amongst many others, here and all other the world.

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It seems that UFO sightings, worldwide, are rising in 2012.

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UFO Dublin.2012.

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UFO. Taiwan. 2012.

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Midlothian Scotland 2012.

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So, what about that then!!

Have a puzzling day yourself!
J,
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Jan
18
2012

Hmmm, Wednesday’s Here!

Hi,

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So how was your yesterday then!

I hope that it was a good one, which has left you eager to meet the new day.

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Mine was fine thank you!

We ended the day by watching a new film, which made us very late in eventually getting to bed.

It was called ‘Killer Elite’ and starred Jason Statham, who is one of my favourite actors.

Although we watched it until the end, that did not stop me getting up twice to have a wee and to make some more tea, Big H said it was not a film he would be interested in seeing again either.

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Killer Elite Trailer.

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The story was based on a book which Ranulph Fiennes wrote, concerning events which took place in Yemen in the 1980′s, and actions taken by the British government at that time.

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Years ago, I read ‘The Sett’ by the same author and have to say that I still remember that book as one of the best reads I ever had.

Very well written, and very absorbing, in my opinion …. in fact, now that I have remembered it, I shall have to read it again and see how I like it a second time!

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I am not looking forward to today a lot, because I have an appointment for another visit to the dentists and it makes me nervous because of all the less than painless visits I made as a child in the long ago and much more scary dental days of my childhood.

It is just daft of me though, because I am not having anything in the least bit nasty done anyway.

I find that getting older does not necessarily make you any more sensible about certain things!

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It is a mid-morning appointment, so after that the day should improve, and anyway, the dentist is a bit of a hottie!!

I mean, if I have to go there I might as well have something pretty to look at.

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So, have a painfree, if not rainfree one yourself!

LOL,

J.

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Jan
17
2012

Ditto.

Hey,Hey,

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So here I am again, faced by a white world full of glittering rooftops, ice, and a heavy skyy, with a counterpoint of black birds trying to make a winter living.

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Luckily I stayed up very late last night, with a big plate of oatcakes, sliced apples and Edam cheese, along with a re-run of Blade.

It is childish I know, but I really enjoy a good Vampire film, and it is a good one!

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Anyway, because of that bloody temptation I went to my bed so late that I actually slept in this morning.

So, when I actually made it up, the whole house was warm and my nose was not an undignified shade of red.

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I don’t think that we will do very much today, except for a longish yomp in mid-afternoon, with a full complement of hats, scarves and gloves etc.

My new Uggs will not be in evidence because I think that they are supposed to be specially treated with some form of stuff in order for them to be properly waterproof.

Otherwise you apparently risk them becoming stained or even shrunken, and nobody wants that to happen…. not even when you are lucky enough to have got a good reduction in a sale!

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Unfortunately, there are many, many unscrupulous people selling fake Uggs at the moment, and that is a big worry.

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I found out that I could also go to uggaustralia.co.uk and find a list of approved sellers that the authentic manufacturer approves of.

There is also a long, long list of the sites selling fake Uggs, from which to check out the sellers before buying.

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I was feeling much happier after that.

Mine are real!!!

Yeah!!!!

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So, I am off to have an authentically furry one.

J,x.

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Jan
16
2012

Boots To Die For.

Hey,

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What a day.

Colder than yesterday, with every item in the house feeling icy cold to the touch, including me.

Why oh why, do I have the need to get up so early on these icy mornings before the house has even warmed up a little bit!

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Never mind though, because I see such beautiful things.

Today,  the world which greeted me was delicately covered with ice, each line of the scene etched wonderfully with silver, like a scene from Narnia.

If mythical creatures had been dancing in the street I would not have been surprised by it.

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However, I have something far more down to earth to tell you about.

I just seen the most exciting boots, which I discovered when we went shopping to try and find a decent cover for the Kindle that my children bought me for my Christmas present.

And what a success that inspired gift has been, I just totally love it.

A most suitable present for someone like me, who buys books and then cannot quite seem to actually be capable of getting rid of them when I am threatened by ‘death from piles of falling books’.

Kindles are wonderful!

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To get back to the boots though.

I popped into a shop I came across, which was selling designer boots, shoes and bags etc.

And …. I saw some Ugg Kensington boots in the sale …. black ones.

OMG, the fur inside is just dense and thick, and so snug and warm and toasty.

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I fell in love with them, and Big H bought me some for my ‘delayed until the sales because I do not know what I want yet’ Christmas present!!!!

Oh, life can have real pleasures sometimes.

Everybody say Ahhhh!

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So, it is goodbye until tomorrow, from a very happy and very cosy Jaksie.

Do have a fine furry day yourself too.

J,x.

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Jan
15
2012

Fun In Russia.

Hi,

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It is unfeasibly cold here today in the far north.

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I awoke early to below freezing temperatures, bright white ice covering everything, and a heavy haze of fog.

It is like an advert for some fine place to go to for a skiing holiday.

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Although I am not sporty myself, I have always had great admiration for the amazingly scary things that other, more physically inclined people, get up to.

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You know what I mean, some of us are born to go snowboarding.

And some are born to fly.

And some are born to do both at the same time, like the daring show-off in the next film …. and  he is a crow!

No…. not an American Indian…. a Russian Crow!

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And here he is.

Amazingly, you see a Crow, who lands on the top of a snow-covered building, having brought a tin lid with him, and who then proceeds to slide daringly down the slope while he is perched upon his imaginative snowboard.

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Not just the once either.

He is obviously enjoying it so much that he carries the lid back up the roof to repeat the fun several times.

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Isn’t that fabulous.

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And while we are at it.

This is just bloody terrifying!

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OMG!

J.

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Jan
14
2012

Old People.

Hello Peeps,

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I was just reading one of those staples that you find in newspapers regularly.

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You know the one I mean, where old people well over the age of 100 are asked why they have managed to reach such an impossible age, and what they put their longevity down to.

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The answers, given with great solemnity, cover such statements as …. never having drunk alcohol ….

….. never having smoked ….

…. eating an apple a day ….

…. drinking a hot toddy every Thursday …

etc. etc. etc.

All so serious and boring.

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My God, I can remember quite a few ancient old men who lived in the same area that I did when I was a kid.

They were all similarly small, wizened, and sprightly … and they all smoked Woodbines as if they were going out of fashion!

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I think there must be certain people who have incredibly strong lungs, and such a genetic make-up that they could smoke a whole dog a day without any hint of a problem.

Although you would need to be barking to do that.

But these things are totally arbitrary.

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The thing that surprises me, is that all of the replies that I have read, in answer to the original question, are so bloody serious and boring.

Perhaps the answer could just as easily be …. ‘I have lived so bloody long because I have no sense of humour, and I have never missed having one.

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But all I know is, that if I live to such a horrible age, I shall try to avoid being asked such irritating questions in the first place.

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However, if the very cruel Matron of a sub-standard old peoples’ home forces me to answer, then I shall tell them it is because …. I have never worn any knickers in my life!

Or perhaps that …. I attribute it all to …. having had sex every single day of my life up until then!

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Bah!

Humbug!

J.

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Jan
13
2012

Building The Ark.

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Hey,

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Many people are worrying about the ‘end of the world’ scenario which is prevalent at the moment.

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How many of you are considering the desirability of building yourselves an Ark and making like Noah!

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Well, these things can no doubt be done a lot more quickly these days.

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Last year in Hunan province, China, the Broad group built a 30 storey luxury hotel, which they named The Arc.

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Amazingly, it was built in only 15 days, using the most advanced pre-fabricated building methods, whereby everything is ready-made before it arrives on site and can be instantly be put into it’s preordained place.

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This YouTube video shows the whole process in time lapse photography.

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The structure is a high end building and has total air conditioning and soundproofing etc.

It is also designed to withstand massive earthquakes.

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Opening Night In Changsha city.

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Whaddya think of that then!!

J,

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Jan
12
2012

Question Of The Day.

Question Of The Day.

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How do Vampires put their make-up on ?

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J,x.

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Jan
11
2012

84 Days To Change Your Life.

Hey,

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How are you today then!

I hope that you are feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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Perhaps you may be feeling a bit depressed because you are not keeping to your New year resolution(s).

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Just in case you were inspired to make a decision cut the calories calories, get fitter and slimmer ….  and just in case you need a little encouragement …. then this post is for you!

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It concerns a guy called Adam Waters.

He reached a real low in his life when he suddenly looked at himself and saw an unfit and overweight man.

At the age of 32, he felt himself to be obese, sick, and depressed with himself and with his life.

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He decided to change, and to do it quickly!

He set himself a 12 week challenge to lose his excess fat and get himself into condition, with a six-pack to boot!

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Over an 84 day period of time from November 8th 2006, to January 31st 2007, he went for it.

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He also took a picture of himself on every one of those days.

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This epic change-around has been condensed into a 48 second piece of film.

And here it is for you to be amazed at!

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If you now wish to follow Adam in real time then here is the link to his site.
www.RTP-Blog.com

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Jan
10
2012

Is It All Just ‘Pants’.

Hey,
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Did you have an interesting ride on your particular subway recently!

Were you a bemused observer on the latest ‘No Pants Day’.

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This is a day of exhibitionism which has become a much enjoyed annual event for many people worldwide.

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When ‘No Pants Day’ began about a decade ago, it may not have seemed to be something that would catch the imagination of so many participants, but the growing numbers who join in obviously enjoy the shock which it gives to unsuspecting fellow travellers on the subways.

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It is apparently organised by ‘Improv’.

They seem dedicated to cheering people up, and the flash events are seemingly organised mainly on Facebook.

It allows total strangers to appear at a prearranged meeting place and then band together to have fun and shake others out of their comfort zones.

Many people find the sight of these people in their underwear, out of context, to be unacceptable and disturbing …. but so is corporate greed, political bribery, animal cruelty and war etc., but no-one is shocked by those things anymore!

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So, it all happened on the the 8th January.

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Uncensored : ‘No Underwear’ Subway ride!
This one is said to be a ‘hoax’ event though!

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London.

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Chicago Red Line.


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Central Station Brisbane.

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Warsaw. Poland.

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This was a pretty girl in 2011.
No doubt cheering up some peoples’ day in a most excellent fashion.

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So, whaddya think then!

J.

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Jan
9
2012

Haiku: In My Place.

In My Place.

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Walk on in my shoes

Feel the sharpness of the stone -

See how your feet bleed.

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Jan
8
2012

Better The Devil You Know?

Hey,

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While lying in the bath this morning (no shower available at present), I had a thought!

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Is our life pre-ordained.

Do we have to live through an obstacle course pre-set by our behaviour during a past life, or lives.

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Is life random, depending upon the actions of each person at each given moment.

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If we lived our life again, would there be vast changes because we might act differently in the case of those decisions that we agonised over …. or gave no real thought to at all.

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Would we always make the same choices, taking into account that we are still the same person.

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Etc, etc, etc.

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I mean, we all have regrets about things that we have done in the past, and it is always easy to look in a rear view mirror and see things quite clearly, including the repercussions of random actions.

After all, there are ripples from everything!

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So, if someone offered you the chance to go back in time and live your life all over again …. would you jump at the chance.

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Why, you may well ask me, what would you do?

Hmmmmm!

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Seems to me that the future is the only direction that we might feel the tiniest bit of control is perhaps possible!

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Have a happy one today.

J,x.

 

 

Jan
7
2012

Simon’s Cat.

Hi,

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…. and a good morning to you…

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Now we are well into 2012, and the recent Christmas/New Year festivities seem long gone.

So, with the recent gale force winds and extremely cold weather….we need a laugh!

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During the holidays I was introduced to Simon’s Cat, of which I was previously totally unaware.

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As a cat lover over most of my lifetime, I love these contrary animals, and the fun that they bring with them.

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Anyone who has experience with their feline habits will recognise their own experiences in the very clever films which are made and drawn by someone who must obviously be the hapless Simon who is ruled by the devious Cat.
So, here we go!

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Simon’s Cat. ‘Cat Man Do’.
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Simon’s Cat. ‘Let Me In’.

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Simon’s Cat. ‘TV Dinner’.

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Simon’s Cat. ‘Santa Claws’..

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Simon’s Cat. Fly Guy.

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Brilliant!!!

If you want more, there are many others on the ‘Simon’s Cat’ site link.

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Well done that man, the films should be on television!!!
Making a fortune!!!!
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J,xxx.
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Jan
6
2012

Poem: Love Me Do.

Love Me Do.

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Although I would move

Both the heavens

And the earth for your love,

The simple truth is

That it is not in my remit

But in yours.

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Jan
5
2012

Face Of Jesus Toaster.

Hello,

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I thought you might like to know about what turned out to be one very popular Christmas Present for 2011.

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It is something which is usually considered to be somewhat boring at the best of times …. a toaster …. and no, not the lusted-after Dualit!

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This particular desirable object is produced by a firm in Vermont, which is called ‘Burnt Impressions’.

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They sell toasters with a special insert which burns a picture onto the slice of bread being browned.

The ‘Jesus’ was a very popular and topical design to give as a present during the recent festive season.

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There are other designs on offer, including a ‘Virgin Mary,’ a ‘DogPaw’ and a ‘Peace’ design toaster.

The firm have been selling their product for over a year and sales are rising all the time.

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At present they can only be bought on-line… Link to site.

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Whaddya think of that then!

J,x.

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Jan
4
2012

On A Plate. AnimaNaturalis.

Hello,

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It is amazing to me how many people are actually prepared to put their money where their mouth is, like the members of AnimaNaturalis.

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This group was started in about 2003, and is trying to change attitudes towards animals.

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They stage inventive, eye-catching and publicity catching protests to further their understandable aims.

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They have just arranged a display in the marketplace in the city of Barcelona, which is a wonderful display of pure performance art.

It needs no words at all.

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Shopprs were amazed to see a giant plate on the ground, with a huge knife and fork arranged at the sides.

Arranged on the plate are various vegetables and some fake blood …. along with a supine young lady lying curled up and in the nude, as still as a pork chop would.

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Other activists stand behind carrying a banner which asks the question …. How Much Cruelty Can You Swallow… to denounce the eating of meat.

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So Gaudi had competition that day.

A wonderful piece of protest and political art!

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They have various protests happening all of the time.

This is a protest from December 2009.
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This is 2011.
It is a protest againt bullfighting in Pamploma, carried out by Peta and AnimaNaturalis.
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It is amazing what you can understand without words isn’t it!
J.
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Jan
3
2012

Escalator Terror.

Hey;

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This is just to help cheer you up, as today’s sad post may have left you somewhat depressed.

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I know that such things always upset me, although we obviously need to know about such things in order to prevent them!

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Anyway, I thought you might like to see what happens when inexperienced people, unused to modern technology, use an escalator for the very first time.

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The action takes place in Uzbekistan.

The customers in a shopping centre, attempting to use the infernal device, were recorded upon a nearby camera.

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Needless to say, that is a very popular video on YouTube.
Having said that, they are not the only ones!

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So, enjoy your day.

J,x.

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Jan
3
2012

Is Cheap Meat Worth The Cost!

Hey.

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I thought about a bacon sandwich this morning but I just could not actually do it.

I think that I may end up a bloody vegetarian through the sheer shame of the way we allow farm animals to be treated on the way to the dinner table.

Why, for the sake of even more profit, do we allow such cruelty to continue to take place.

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In recent footage shown in the media, taken in a Somerset farm a month or so ago by Viva campaigners, there was harrowing footage which revealed the dreadful treatment of baby pigs who were not more than a week old.

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They are shown being handled, with no anesthetics, while their teeth are cut off with pliers and their tails are clipped off with scissors, and it is presented as the shocking stuff it is.

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But hey, it is nothing new….this next film was uploaded a year ago to show the treatment given to piglets bred for meat, seemingly by the actual breeders!

Processing the pigs.

Why is this allowed!

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Sadly, callous and inhumane treatment is prevalent in many areas of animal farming and in most countries.

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Good enough for children in America?


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Re-Veal the horror.

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I won’t show any more, although there is a mountain of evidence to choose from.

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Is cheap meat worth the cost!

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Jan
2
2012

Tom Waits Rocks.

Hi,
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I felt in a strange mood recently….and went back to an old favourite of mine.
There is really no-one else quite like him at all.
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So, shall we start with a Christmas card that someone received!

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Tom singing…. Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis.

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I Hope I Don’t Fall In Love With You.

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I Want You.

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I’m Your Late Night Evening Prostitute.

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Downtown Train.

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Blue Valentines.

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Pomeo Is Bleeding.

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Dirt In The Ground…Live in Atlanta 2008.

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Are you also a fan!
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Jan
1
2012

Hee Hee Hee.

So,

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Just in case you need cheering up today….

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….because of the hangover!!!!

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Hee hee hee,
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Jan
1
2012

A Little Sly Training.

Hi,
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How is life treating you then.
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Were you looking forward to Christmas, or were you worrying about all of those extra pounds that you would gain before the festivities are over with.

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And have you!

Is losing it your New Year Resolution!

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Well, you know, your fate and your physique are really in your own hands….just like it is for my own friends, who sit around complaining about double chins and muffin tops while necking large glasses of cold white wine etc,  and nibbling away at the tops of muffins!

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Of course, there is always the very easy alternative of doing exactly as you  please, and then correcting the damage with liposuction and other instant cures.

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It is like reading about the superstars who are living the jet set lifestyle. and being jealous of them having such an easy life.

But. when you look at people like Sylvester Stallone, and the hard training that they do to maintain themselves. it really shows the discipline that they must adhere to in order to stay at the top of the tree.
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Here we see the most admirably muscled Sly doing his training …. at the grand old age of 62.
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All I can say is Whoaaaah.
And of course the answer would be ‘Yes’ …. Ohhhh …. you don’t get many like him to the pound!!!

J,x.

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If you liked the music, it was Rob Zombie singing Dragula.
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Dec
31
2011

Bubblehead.

Hey,

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THIS is the night!!!

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But hey, do we still think that blondes really will have the most New Year’s fun?

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Yet another blonde moment.

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What do you think!

Dec
30
2011

Here We Go Again.

Hi,

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Here we go again.

What on earth is it with trains, and train passengers, these days!

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In this clip taken just before Christmas, we have another strange incident on a London train.

During this particular incident, we see a passenger wearing headphones, who is grooving to the beat of his own drum.

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He is obviously providing amusement to the his fellow passengers, as he obliviously dances to the beat.

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Suddenly, another gentleman who was previously eating a pie, is seen to crouch down behind the dancer, with his hands out, while the train is preparing to leave Leytonstone station, and it is obvious he is planning to shove the unwary man off.

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Sure enough, as the announcer warns that the door is closing, the crouching man shoves the other man hard in the back, to drive him out of the door, just as the train leaves the station….to a chorus of ‘No, No No’ from the other travellers.

Afterwards there is much laughter.

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Hopefully the poor man did not end up falling under the train or being otherwise injured by his sudden removal from the carriage.

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Now that wasn’t very Christmassey, was it!!!

J,

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Dec
29
2011

Abuse On The Bus

Hello,

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Sadly, not everyone is feeling ‘ full of the spirit of Christmas and goodwill towards men’,

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Over the last few months there have been many agressive rants being filmed on our trains, trams, buses and our streets, in some cases accompanied by physical violence.

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Here is one such incident, which took place on the no.29 travelling the Wood Green to trafalgar route in London in December.

It was reported as being about 10pm.
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What on earth is going on in Britain nowadays…. why is everyone so angry!

What do you think about it?

J.

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Dec
28
2011

Poem: You Never Forget About It.

You Never Forget About It.

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I know that old lady.

The one with the two sticks

And lots of untidy white hair

Ordered to stay under that nasty felt hat.

She used to be my infant school teacher.

We all called her ‘Miss’

And she smacked our hands

With a hard wood ruler.

She might be old now

But she still scares the pants off me.

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Dec
27
2011

Amazing What Some People Throw Out!!

Hi,

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Well, you can find some very strange things in the garbage.

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This week, a Canadian garbage truck was doing it’s collecting in outlying disticts before heading back into downtown Vancouver.

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Imagine the surprise when the people in that city suddenly see the head of a bear popping up out of the back of the lorry.

Somehow, during the round, a young brown bear which had probably decided that he would find a good meal inside a dumpster had ended up amongst the refuse in the collection truck.

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Eventually, expert advice was sought, which resulted in the animal being given a tranquilizer.

At this point a brave officer climbed up the back of the vehicle and managed to coax the animal down.
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Removing The Bear.
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News Report.
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Luckily, as a result of having availled itself of a good feed, and everyone being calm with it, the animal was accommodating with the rescuers.

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It was then given a tag, before being returned to the upper Squamish Valley area.
Ahhhhhh!
J,x.
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Dec
26
2011

Apples Falling From The Sky.

Hi,

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So, have you still got stewed apples left over from Christmas day, to put in the turkey sandwiches?….I have!!

For me, it is very important not to forget to buy a bagfull of them in the panic of the festive rush.

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However, for some lucky people, apples can just appear out of nowhere, quite suddenly and unexpectedly….and for free!

Life can be a very funny thing  indeed.

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Historically there have been many reports of falls of unusual things, such as fish, crosses, blood, and manna from heaven, along with many other peculiar things, which no-one could explain.

Funnily enough, as we became more technological, the falling objects became more modern, and included things like buckshot, nails and money.

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Just before Christmas it happened again, in Coventry, of all places.

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As traffic was still busily rushing along at about 6.00 in Coundon, motorists suddenly got a real shock.

Drivers could hear the sounds of objects hitting their car, just like some form of huge hailstones.

Confused motorists had to take evasive action when the cars around them suddenly began braking as shocked drivers tried to work out what was going on.

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Unbelievably, they all realised that small apples were falling all around them, coming straight down from the sky above.

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Everyone was confused to witness the impossible, just staring at the fruit all over the ground, and no doubt horrified to think of their cars being damaged by the impace with the solid falling apples.

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No-one really knows what this is all about, but experts say that it could haver been caused by a tornado sucking up objects and then releasing them somewhere else entirely, many miles away from the point of impact.

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Is that a mystery and a wonderment …. or not.

What do you think?

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Apple pie anyone!

j.

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Dec
26
2011

Ahhh, Cat Calms Crying Baby.

Hi,

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Here is a quick, but sweet, little video for you.

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Ahhhhh!
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Dec
25
2011

Christmas Day Is Finally Here.

A Merry Merry Christmas to you,

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What can I say to you on such a special morning except that …. and please do imagine me saying it with glittering tinsel round my head, a sticky glass of Buck’s Fizz in my hand, and a half empty box of Belgian chocolates nearby!

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I am hoping that you will have a wonderful day, which contains everything that you would wish it to …. including lots and lots of presents …. good ones too!

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Unfortunately I cannot let you know, at this moment, what I have received  from Big H, because I will not be getting that particular present today.

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This year, because of his weird health, and the freezing weather, we researched and bought most of our gifts on the web.

We also did it nice and early too, in order to miss any possibilities of the expected presents not arriving on time, which has happened in the past and which has caused great worry.

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We decided to just leave it out, and buy each other our own personal presents in the January sales …. if Big H is up to it by them.

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I quite fancy a pair of the UGG shiny black leather/sheepskin lined Kensington motorcycle boots, which look quite funky….or perhaps the shiny black leather UGG Lynnea boots with the sheepskin cuffs.

 

Another reason for the delay, and not getting them on-line, is that you need to be careful with sheepskin lined boots.

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I learned this with the sheepskin boots that I buy for every winter.

Normally I get a size seven….or sometimes a 61/2 …but when I bought my first pair of the sheepskins, the fleece rapidly squashed flatter and they became huge and slopped about horribly.

The lesson was learned, and I now buy them in a very snug size 5, which rapidly becomes perfect for me.

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I think that Big H will eventually be given some cotton cowl neck jumpers from me…perhaps the ones with the three buttons at the neck….like Davis Beckham would wear.

In cream!

But don’t tell him!

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So, I expect that you are looking forward to something festive at the moment, be it the prospect of a full turkey Christmas dinner to come, or lovely slices of left-over turkey with cold apple sauce, so I had better let you go on with it.

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Once again, I wish you everything that you wish yourself .

Love from Jaksie xxxx.

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Dec
24
2011

Poem: Christmas Eve.

Poem: Christmas Eve.

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It’s hard work trying

To swim against the tide

Of office workers

Released from the pen,

Moving through the spaces like salmon

Going home.

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Dec
23
2011

Whoaahhh. Flyboarding by Zapata Racing.

Hi,
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If you watched the 2008 film ‘Ironman’, starring Robert Downey Jnr. in the lead role, and wished to be like the superhero Tony Stark….then this post is especially for you.
Everything eventually comes to he, or she, who waits.

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Now , a gentleman named Franky Zapata, from Marseilles in France, has unveiled something totally amazing.

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He calls it the JetLev-Flyer JF250 …. a name which means exactly what it says.

The invention is a water jet pack, built from carbon fibre, which allows a mere human to leap and jump in and out of the sea just like a dolphin on speed.

It is truly breathtaking to see it happening.

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Ironman is for real now …. and it could easily be YOU.

Wanna know more!
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Zapata Flyboarding.
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WANNA BUY ONE!!!!!

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Here is the link for you.

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Of course these are a different thing from Flyboards.
If you want to see Flyboards racing.
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Flyboard Factory.
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Making these Flyboards.
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Whoaaahhhh, that looks like FUN.

J.

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Dec
22
2011

Still The Usual Suspect.

Hello,

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I thought we should do something a bit fishy today…..so here it is!

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I was looking at the Greenland Shark again.

You remember the post where he was eventually thought to be the culprit who causes the strange corkscrew killings that were puzzling researchers into the great numbers of frequent and very mysterious seal deaths…. and he still is!

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As they are a creature which it is very hard to find out very much about,

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I decided to put up another video taken last year by a very intrepid photographer, who perhaps felt that his rubber suit would not be on the menu!

Sooner him than Moi!

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Greenland Shark in the St Lawrence Estuary.

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This shy creature lives in the far north under the Arctic ice cap, probably going down to depths of up to 2000 metres, but sometimes being found in far shallower waters when they are hunting.

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|The example shown in the video was filmed when it unexpectedly appeared in the warmer waters of North America’s St Lawrence River and a surprised diver was prepared to swim very close to the huge creature to take his photographs.

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You have to be amazed at this, when you consider that the Greenland Shark is very much on a par with the feared Great White.

It is known to grow to a length of 20+ feet and weigh around 2200 pounds.

It is no wonder that they are said to eat even bears and reindeer, even though they themselves are said to be poisonous if not prepared by special methods.

No doubt that makes some people keen to consume their flesh in much the same way as Puffer Fish etc.

Never mind, the Greenland Shark is entirely safe from me!!!

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Dec
21
2011

How Did Things Go For Sung-Bong Choi.

Hi People,

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Do you remember the post about Sun-Bong Choi.

He was a homeless young man who had been living alone on the streets since the age of only 5.

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Luckily he decided to enter Korea’s Got Talent this year.

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I suddenly realised that I had not done a follow-up post for you.

So here it is.

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The final results of the competition ….Korea’s Got Talent 2011.

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Joo Min-jung.
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Sun-Bong Choi.
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So, unbelievably, Joo Min-jung won …. and Sung-Bong Choi came second.

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I was amazed, but no accounting for Korean tastes!

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Well done that boy, and I hope that the rest of his life goes well for him.

J.

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Dec
20
2011

Attention. A Fabulous Christmas Present For British Muggles.

Hi,

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And a Merry Christmas to you!

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If you are still thinking of wonderful presents, then you could add the promise of a special treat to Christmas Day’s rewards.

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If you are living with a Harry Potter fan, you could promise them the perfect present …. a Muggles dream day out.

And you don’t have to visit the USA either!

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Very soon, on March 31st 2012 there will the grand opening of the Harry Potter set, on the huge site at the Leavesden Studios in Hertfordshire.

Tickets can now be booked.

What a thrill to be able to walk down Diagon Alley to Ollivander’s Wand Shop, not to mention a visit to Hogwart’s great Hall or Dumbledore’s school office.

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And what about the chance to actually look through the door of poor Harry’s ‘cupboard under the stairs’.

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The soon-to-be-irresistible attraction has already been previewed by the Mayor of London Boris Johnson …. and he totally loved it!

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I am looking forward to visiting it myself, asap!

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Have a great day.

J,x.

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Dec
20
2011

Jack Frost Is Visiting.

Hi,

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Oooh, it is bloody freezing this morning.

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I had one of my very early wake-up mornings again, and eventually had to get up at about 4.30am, because I got sick of lying in bed staring at the night.

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It was probably my own fault this time because I got a bit pissed early on in the evening and just could not face the prospect when Big H wanted to watch one of his slash/bang/crash blockbuster-type films again.

What is it with guys and shooting and noise and no real plot!

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Anyway, I snuggled into my beautifully heated bed and soon stopped reading, before quickly dropping off to sleep at about 10pm.

As this was many hours before I would normally retire, I only have myself to blame for the early rude awakening.

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It was so cold when I got up that I could see my breath billowing out before me as I went to make a big pot of strong tea and toast a frozen Warburton’s Potato Pancake.

By then, I had gone back upstairs to add Big H’s dressing gown and his huge zipped fleece to the two dressing gowns of my own which I was already wearing….plus my big sheepskin boots and a T shirt.

I look like a 20 stone Nanook of the North …. with a very red and cold nose!

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I have just looked at the long term weather forecast and was heartened to read that this freezing spell and intermittent snow is supposed to pass quickly and usher in warmer, clearer, more acceptable weather, so thank goodness for that.

I find that the older I get, the more I detest being cold.

Of course, I could just over-ride the central heating and warm the place up a bit, but that would be giving in ….and it would cost more …. and I am too bloody awkward to do it anyway.

Hey, we older people need something to complain about!

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Oh, now that the sky is lightening a bit, I can see lots of dark shapes of birds, all perched in a silhouetted black line on the opposite rooftop.

Poor things, it must be hard to make a living when the ground is all frozen stiff. I must put out lots of stuff for them today to make sure that they get a decent breakfast.

I am also thinking of buying some bird-feeders for peanuts and stuff, because the big black crow-type birds that usually come to eat here will not let the little birds like robins take anything, under pain of a fierce squawking and pecking.

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So, at this point, I think that I shall away and have my earlier breakfast all over again.

At this rate I will not need all of these layers of clothes in order to look as if I weigh about twenty stones …. so why do I always want to eat so much more in the winter …. is it comfort eating, necessary extra energy producing fuel, or just plain greed!

See ‘ya, and have a good day yourself.

J,x.

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Dec
19
2011

Little Miss Muffet Has Nothing On THIS Stuff!

Hi,

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Have you seen the BigDog Robot, which has been developed by Boston Dynamics, with funding supplied by DARPA …. Defense Advanced Research Agency.

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The following film is from 2008.

It shows how the robot can work on ice and snow, walk over stones etc., and also how it can jump and clinb while still remeining upright and regain balance.

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To be quite honest, for me there is something very real about it, and I actually felt sorry for it when the man tried to kick it over!
This is not surprising really as the whole idea would seem to be biologically inspired.

It could probably work like a robot (ha-ha), carrying heavy loads and remaining upright etc., in dreadful conditions where it would be impossible for a human to function.

Even on other planets too eventually I suppose.

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BigDog weaponised.

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Thankfully, the poor thing is sometimes allowed some time off.
So here it is holidaying in Thailand …. let’s hope that it met a few ‘hot’ LadyDogs!
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Of course he must have been a real hound dog, and enjoyed a full-on holiday romance, because here we have film of a LittleDog.

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LittleDog was also developed by Boston Dynamics, with similar funding, and is useful for allowing university researchers to study legged locomotion.

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This is a Giant Walking Spider …. somewhat similar, but only for fun.
The video was taken at the 2008 Burning Man Festival.

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And, of course, The Mondo Spider from the Burning Man in 2009.

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Now, all they have to do is cover that with black fur, add two big eyes and some teeth …. and I would promptly wet myself!
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Have a fine ‘giant spiderfree day’ yourself.
J,x.
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Dec
18
2011

Bizzle Having A Quick Snack.

Hey,

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Let’s brighten up a pretty grey Sunday with a bit of good cheer.

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It is not really surprising how very popular animals are on YouTube, especially those who seem to be human.

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If you like a laugh as much as I do, then you will absolutely love this, along with an awful lot of other folk.

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This post shows a dog called Bizzle, who is extremely greedy.
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I believe that the dog was snacking on a packet of Dairylea Dunkers.

Which he obviously very much approves of!

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The clever film was created by Guy Jenkins,25, and a lady called Beth Medri, 23. who hail from Northampton.

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Well done them….give ‘em a biscuit!!!

J,x.

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Dec
17
2011

Battlefield Three Hero!

So,
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Today we have one especially for you video gamers out there, especially PS3′s (PlayStation3).

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There is great awe and disbelief amongst people who play video games at the moment, because they cannot believe what they are seeing with their own eyes!

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This is because of a player known as RendeZook, and his unbelievable moves in Battlefield 3.
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In this YouTube hit video, he is shown in the heat of aerial battle, being chased by an enemy pilot.

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He then performs an incredible maneuver.

He ejects from his plane ….  fires a rocket at the enemy craft…. and then lands back in his own plane again.

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Whoaaah!

 

Ohh, long term planning finally does it.
Over 5,000,000 gamers have been awed by the unbelievable skill of the player, and his awesome tactics in battle.

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RendeZook is now iconic!

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Dec
16
2011

Zlata.

Good Morning,

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Not long until Christmas now.

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So, how are you doing with the small gifts and stocking fillers …. or the calendars!

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Now, finally, there is something a bit different, being offered to those of you whose thoughts turn to forward planning.

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There is a very different, if not eye watering, example on sale.

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The monthly pictures are of a young lady called Julia Gunthel, who is reported to hail from Russia, although I believe that she now resides in Germany.

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Her stage name is Zlata and she is very well known for her abilities as a contortionist.
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The calender is more of the same while looking extremely sexy and a bit 1940′s in style.

Red suspenders don’t frighten the blonde called Zlata.

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Zlata.
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She has always been talented in the bendy stakes due to having been blessed with amazingly elastic tendons and a very beautiful body.
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The calender’s monthly poses are varied, showing off her bendiness  in the bedroom, kitchen, and garden etc.

All of them are equally startling however, although I like the one doing the splits while wearing a flower bikini.

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As for the pose in the kitchen…. I could have taken a picture for you, also showing myself doing some Cordon Bleu cooking whilst bending one leg up my back and over my shoulder….but I got bored with doing that last month!!!!

Not!!!!

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Apparently she also has an impressive trick of being able to fold herself up into small boxes….now that would be a once-in-a lifetime present!

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So, if you want to buy a calendar….here is a link.

At least you will be giving someone a change from a tie or socks.

J,x.

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Dec
15
2011

Mystery Creature In British Waterways.

So,

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Something strange is lurking in the waterways in East London, near to the new Olympic Park.

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A witness was out with friends for a boatride on the River Lea in November.

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They were all commenting on a big Canada Goose, adult birds being said to be approximately 16 lbs on average, when it suddenly dissappeared before their amazed eyes.

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Apparently, the bird just went straight down and under without a struggle.

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This is not the first time that this has happened either.

In 2005, the same thing happened to another goose.

At the time experts were puzzled and gave various opinions about what could have happened.

These covered predators such as Pike, Mink, released exotic pets such as Crocodiles or Snapping Turtles, or even a Python.

I have my doubts about some of those suggestions myself, as I always thought that crocodiles and pythons etc. would feel the need to be slightly warmer than they would be living here in Britain …. which is exactly how I feel about too!

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Sadly, it has also been noticed that there has been a significant reduction in the numbers of Swans in the area too.

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So, what can it be?

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Personally, I have an idea that we may be witnessing the return of the Creature From The Black Lagoon!

J,x.

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Dec
14
2011

Wee Bawbag Thrown Off Train By The ‘Big Man’.

Well, Well, Well,

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Sometimes the alleged ‘fare dodgers ‘get a lot more than they bargain for.

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This particular incident took place in Scotland on the 9th December 2011, on the Scotrail passenger train that travels from Edinburgh to Perth.

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When the white-haired ticket inspector makes his rounds to check the passengers’ tickets, he comes across a 19 year old, in a white hat, who is trying to make a return journey with a single ticket that does not apply to the particular trip he is taking.

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When caught, he argues….he says that it is the correct ticket and he has no money to pay for another.

His language is foul, in front of nearby children who are witnessing the whole thing.

The inspector has stopped the train, and orders him to get off immediately.

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The passenger, who reportedly did not intend to get off until the next stop, just keeps refusing to get off the train when the inspector asks, obviously holding up everyone’s journey.

The passengers are not happy…. and the passenger intends to stay!

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Suddenly, a big gentleman stands up and proceeds to remove the young man from the train and pushes him out and onto the platform.

He then keeps shoving the protesting young man back off the train until the doors close.

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The other passengers are most approving of his decisive action to resolve the problem….and clap!
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One round to the law abiding this time!!.

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Dec
13
2011

Ufo’s Overhead During Anti-Putin Protest In Moscow.

Hey,

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Political happenings with a strange twist for you today.

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Because of the recent allegations of rigged voting having taken place during the December elections, to enable Vladimir Putin’s party to retain power, Pro-democracy organisers arranged a protest to take place in Moscow.

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On Saturday, this was attended by thousands of angry people who gathered on Bolotnaya Square to make their feelings known.

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Protest Video.

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However, some of these people soon became distracted by a UFO which was suddenly noticed to be hovering overhead.

This was recorded by an amateur photographer….watch on link.

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Onlookers seemed to think that the object resembled a helicopter, but were adamant that it did not seem to have any rotor blades or engine noise.

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This is only one of many sightings over Russia as shown by the sample video below.

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UFO’s over Moscow 1-12-2011
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There have been some eye-catching protests recently.

This one was arranged by a feminist Ukrainian group of feminists called FEMEN.
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News Report
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I wonder if the aliens were observing the protest itself….or just the ladies from Fremen.

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