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2009

Dec
31
2009

Poem: Captive Still.

Captive Still. . . I hold you cherished in my memory You are not gone while you still dwell there, In dreams and crystal moments We still can walk together Talking about everything and nothing, You are still full rendered Within my heart of hearts, For time is truly captured there Where pollen motes hang [...]

Dec
31
2009

Poem: No Stone Unturned.

No Stone Unturned . . When you look back On a life well lived Don’t question the worth Of the time you have spent Why measure your path By those things others see Why judge what you are Using the popular measures Rather look back to view The footsteps that you left Each time you [...]

Dec
31
2009

White Out.

Hey, . My goodness, what a day this is. . I woke up this morning, thinking that it must still be early because the bedroom was so dark, but is was not, it was the weight of the sky, so low and heavy. . Yesterday a lot of the snow was cleared away by hailstones [...]

Dec
30
2009

Poem. Invisible Bird.

Invisible Bird . . I know that it is with me, All my life I have felt the air That flows beneath it’s wing. Deep within my dreams The subtle susurration of the moves It’s feathers make still calls. This invisible bird That moves before my eye Can catch it’s lines, But I have seen [...]

Dec
29
2009

Untamed World.

Good Day To You, . Whoah, we may feel that we humans are in charge and that we control our environment….but we certainly do not! . A week ago an undersea robot filmed an undersea volcanic eruption as it happened. This was just a lucky happenstance, right place at the right time. For 25 years [...]

Dec
28
2009

Poem: Crows.

Crows . . Due to a Christmas surfeit I put out a load of chopped up turkey Onto the wall to feed the crows They are squabbling over it The noise is tremendous Naughty little cannibals . .

Dec
28
2009

Poem: Flying Saucers.

Flying Saucers. . It was many years ago But we did it frequently On odd impulsive evenings When the stars sparkled It took a whole bottle of whiskey And lots of warm clothes We would lie there flat out upon the grass Gazing upwards at the heavens Quick swigs at the whiskey bottle Would keep [...]

Dec
28
2009

Those Hotpants Are Not Going To Suit You.

Hey, . How are you? In fine fettle I hope, fully relaxed and rested….or did you given in to Sales Fever? . Are you now the proud owner of a pair of skin tight orange sequined hotpants and an amazing designer suit that was reduced by 70% and is only six sizes too small. . [...]

Dec
28
2009

Poem: The Kingdom Of Long Long Ago.

The Kingdom Of Long Long Ago. . . Childhood seems like another world Far off and made of imagination Was it really me who lived there A little child in a puzzling place I now see it as a dream of sorts Where I can visit unannounced . .

Dec
28
2009

Poetry: Prayer Of Gratitude.

Prayer Of Gratitude. . . Thank you my sweet lord For all that you have given me For all the joy, love and beauty That is present in my life . .

Dec
28
2009

Poem: My Cat.

My Cat. . As a child I loved my cat He was a friend Who kept me warm Asleep between my thighs In a cold winter bed . .

Dec
27
2009

He Knows Which Side His Bread Is Buttered On.

He Knows Which Side His Bread Is Buttered On. . He does not like a weepy film But watches anyway He’s got no taste for shopping But he follows me all day Sometimes there’s football on the box He does not get to see And when I’ve been with girlfriends I’m too drunk to make [...]

Dec
26
2009

Poem: Autumn.

Autumn. . Summer’s gone again I see the bright flushed Fevered leaves Remembering warmer passions In a froth of scattered petticoats Abandoned on the ground .

Dec
26
2009

Poem: In My Dreams.

In My Dreams. . I like to visit Paris Snog with Johnny Depp in Thebes There’s nothing I would rather do Than shag Keanu Reeves I like a beach and moonlight where Brad Pitt and I can play I just can’t wait to get to bed And dream my nights away . .

Dec
26
2009

Boxing Day Today.

Hi, . So how are you today! Are you feeling bright eyed and bushy-tailed or are you feeling, hung over and too full! Never mind, even if it is the latter, then it probably seemed a very good idea at the time. . I am sitting here in my new dressing gown, feeling most pleased, [...]

Dec
25
2009

Merry Christmas to You.

Welcome Dear Peeps, . And may I wish you a very happy Christmas. . I slept in a little later this morning, mostly due to far too much alcohol last night, but it was a fine Xmas Eve. . It is a perfect morning here, with snow on the ground and a pale, gleaming silver/gray [...]

Dec
25
2009

Poem: Winter.

Winter. . . Bony fingers dipping In a Payne’s Gray palette Seeping cloudy lemon At the edge of crushed And weeping grass Dripping with liquid shit . .

Dec
24
2009

Poem: Origami.

Origami. . I watched it Flipping in the gutter, A flash of creamy wings Seeming to fly But only for a second. My heart was caught Helpless like the bird That showed itself to be An old discarded wrapper Empty at the roadside. It’s not the first time That I’ve been fooled this way, But [...]

Dec
24
2009

Poem: Passion In A Cornfield.

Passion In A Cornfield. . . Those summer clouds could only be The smallest shadows On a pink expanse Of loves wetlands . .

Dec
24
2009

Where’s My Snow Gone.

Good day to yourself, . So we have finally arrived at one of the best times of the year. Christmas Eve is really here. The world seems hushed with anticipation. Excellent! . All of the presents have been beautifully wrapped and are waiting in a pile under the glittering tree. . Big H actually believed [...]

Dec
24
2009

Poetry: Prayer For Grace.

Prayer For Grace . Lord grant me patience Grace and understanding To deal with the situations That I am faced with . Lord help me to accept The way things are And to do my best To change them for the better . Help me to be kind Help me to be loving And help [...]

Dec
23
2009

Poem: There Was An Old Woman.

There Was An Old Woman. . There was an old woman Who wore a fur stole She never wore stockings That hadn’t a hole She never ate kippers Or honey or jam She never stopped wanting A little old man. .

Dec
23
2009

Poem: Have You Ever Wondered Why.

Have You Ever Wondered Why . . Why do Bobbies wear those hats The reason is quite simply said A Bobby wears a pointy hat To fit his pointy head . .

Dec
23
2009

Poem: Once Upon A Time.

Once Upon A Time. . . One step behind The memories Faded like violets Tissue folded sharply In a darkened drawer In a corner of my mind . .

Dec
23
2009

Christmas Eve Is Almost Here.

Hello People, . Finally,Christmas Eve is almost here, isn’t that wonderful! It is such a different day, as everyone always seems buoyed up by anticipation. Obviously not Christmas….but almost as good in it’s own way. . This morning I woke up in a panic because I was having a dream about a disaster. It was [...]

Dec
22
2009

Poem: Dirty Rotten Fibbers.

Dirty Rotten Fibbers . . . A Mammoth Sale The advert said, I rushed to buy a pair, But though I searched Both high and low There were no mammoths there. . .

Dec
22
2009

Maggie’s Story. The Worst Kind Of Fluffy Romantic Fiction….And Why Not!

. . Maggie thought that her marriage was over. . She stared deeply into her cup of coffee as she sat at the kitchen table. Her thoughts were chaotic, darting from one thing to another, the whole morning coloured by a dull throbbing pain behind her eyes. What on earth was the point of it [...]

Dec
21
2009

Lost London.

Hi, . Still cold, white and frozen here with a forecast for more of the same. Proper Christmas weather. It beats sitting down to a hot, festive meal with all the trimmings while the sunshine is blasting down, which has happened quite often in the past few years. . The only real problem here is [...]

Dec
20
2009

Poem: Misplaced Affections,.

Misplaced Affections. . The Gas Man hates To come to call, Our Great Dane Is the reason. Our Fido hides, Then tries to mate He thinks the man’s In season. .

Dec
20
2009

Deep And Crisp And Even.

Good Morning Peeps, . How are you this most excellent December day. . I hope that good things are happening to you. . Back here where I dwell, it is way cold, but it looks entirely beautiful. Everything is covered in white, the spectral trees looking like fine lace against a hazily blue sky, and [...]

Dec
19
2009

Invasion Of The Giant Jellyfish.

Hi, . Have you read about the Giant Jellyfish that are disrupting the Japanese fishing industry this year. I have never seen anything so absolutely amazing . It is thought to be attributable to Global Warming because the seas around Japan and China are warming quickly and providing these creatures with their ideal conditions. . [...]

Dec
19
2009

Poem: At The Edge Of Town.

At The Edge Of Town. . I thought you loved me At the edge of town On a Friday night. I thought you loved me In a breathy world Of condensation Showing hearts and names That speckled sharply In the turning lights. .

Dec
19
2009

Poem: Adult verse.

Adult Verse. . . It was truly poetry X-certificated verse But I’ve heard worse . Such ragged groans The spoken words quite terse But I’ve heard worse .

Dec
19
2009

Poem. There Is No Such Thing As A Sasquatch.

There Is No Such Thing As A Sasquatch. . A hunter in America Was deep within a wood, Intent on tracking down a deer The signs were fresh and good. . That he himself was being sought Just did not cross his mind, But something different dogged his trail And was not far behind. . [...]

Dec
18
2009

Poem: Only The One Chance.

Only The One Chance. . . Isn’t it sad That all the things We never said Are truly dead . .

Dec
18
2009

Poem: In Like Flynn

In Like Flynn. . Why was his world not right His beauty brought him small delight He scoured the world Took his pick it seemed Cleared Hollywood of empty dreams. This man could write, excite, ignite Delight in all who saw his light. Did rampant drugs provide the soul A woman’s tender flesh the whole. [...]

Dec
18
2009

Poem: A Winter’s Tale.

A winter’s tale. . The light was beautiful as we climbed the Tor. Everything seemed lemon tinted. The sky so low you could touch it. Our lips were too chilled to kiss so we held hands and smiled. When we got to the top the view spread out before us and we suddenly saw the [...]

Dec
18
2009

Poem: Promises To Keep.

Promises To Keep. . . In the darkest corners Of my heart I keep many secrets. Not all of them are wanted But all of them are truly mine. . .

Dec
18
2009

Poem: Blind Man.

Blind Man. . . You may not Be a blind man But you have No ability To truly see the whole truth And nothing but . .

Dec
18
2009

Poem: December Dance.

December Dance. . . It’s twirling and whirling and prancing and dancing and sailing and floating and carelessly coating all England today. . .

Dec
17
2009

Poem: A Faster Love.

A faster love . . I never promised it would be a long forever thing with me. My words upon that moment were only truly meant to be a flowery sentiment across a buttock… pinkly bent. . .

Dec
17
2009

Poem:Waiter, This Chef Is Too Crispy!

Waiter, This Chef Is Too Crispy. . . The air was hot and steamy too The chef had grown irate When I say chop…you bloody chop When I say grate…you grate His mood was such, they hated him With all his spite and ire So no-one fetched a blanket When he set himself on fire. [...]

Dec
16
2009

Nikola Tesla. Genius.

Hi, . Have you ever heard of Nikola Tesla? . I hadn’t, and I was totally amazed when I discovered him. . Some people are remembered for one thing only, not for a lifetime of such creative invention. . Nikola Tesla was not only outstanding intellectually but also in his physical presence. He was a [...]

Dec
15
2009

Getting Warmer By The Day.

Hey, . Well, I was up late again this morning….and this time I know why! . Yesterday afternoon we went out to get some Christmas shopping and we also bought an Electric Blanket. Big H is always feeling cold and shivery nowadays and he sleeps badly, often waking me up at many different times over [...]

Dec
14
2009

I Bet Joe McElderry Likes Mondays.

Hi, . And a fine Monday to yourself! . If you are at work then I hope that your outlook is a bit more cheerful than mine, because Mondays can be bad enough, without needing help from the weather. . It is very grey here along with more of that fine rain that you think [...]

Dec
14
2009

Poem: Wet Dreams.

wet dreams. . wet dreams of you in blue soundtracked wet backed pole axed art house themes torn seams porn dreams. . .

Dec
13
2009

X Factor Results. The Final. With Videos. 13th December 2009.

Hey, . So here we are. We have finally reached the Final. . Who will win tonight. Will it be Joe or Olly! Let’s find out. . It kicked off with a group performance by the X Factor final twelve singing “Never Forget”. . . Then the first songs of the night by the two [...]

Dec
13
2009

Ross Kent Really Creases Me Up.

HEY, . Do you need a good laugh! There is always a need just for one more really good one isn’t there! . And here it is. My face is sore from laughing. . . For months now there have been thousands of creative people folding up pictures of the lovely Ross Kemp’s face. Honestly, [...]

Dec
13
2009

Poem: Heavy Shoes.

Heavy Shoes. . . She sat in bed permanently. Though she never left the bedroom She walked with heavy shoes Through every space in my life. Rifling through my emotions Heedlessly, mixing up my tidy piles Of memories and future plans. . .

Dec
12
2009

Poem: Making Your Mind Up.

.Making Your Mind Up. . . It seems our argument Is not a shared one Your state of indecision Is most definitely gone . .