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November 2009

Poem: Catman. With ‘Free-Solo Climbing’ Video.

Catman. . Birds perch upon high buildings so Their feline foes can’t get ’em. Free solo climbing cats have found That they can always net’em. . . Here is an example of free soloing! Chris Sharma. . . .

Is There No Bloody End To It.

HI, . So Monday has arrived and I would very much like to tell you that we spent the weekend clearing the muck and dust out of the living room. I would have liked to follow that excellent sentence with the happy news that we are now downstairs, back in a proper, tidy. newly painted […]

X Factor Live Show 8 Vote Results. Plus Video. 29th November 2009.

Hi, . So it is that time again. We wait to see who’s dreams are shattered tonight. . So let’s go. First, the group performance. . . Then the first guest was Alicia Keys. . . Hated it all. What a hideous ‘I Am A Shiny Red Sausage’ outfit that was. . . Second guest […]

X Factor Live Show 8. Plus Video. 28th November 2009

Hello, . Well, it is that time again. The last 5 of 200,000 hopefuls. . This week each contestant sang two songs. The first set of songs was from  Take That. . 1. Danyl Johnson. . What a rubbish dancer! For me, he just does not appeal, although he does look better now with the […]

I’m Free.

HI, . It’s Friday, the weekend is almost upon us, and I’m free. I was determined to have a lie in this morning….just because I could! And I did. . Now I am sitting here in my comfortable old tigerskin patterned dressing gown, drinking a lovely cup of tea, whilst doing my blog. It is […]

Partners In Crime.

Partners In Crime. . My Mum is sad My Dad’s afeared ‘Cos Granny’s getting Very weird. Her name is Bonnie And she’s bad, I couldn’t count The fines she’s had. The police are always At our door, They really give My Gran what for. She twocs fast cars, She shoplifts too, We hear the tales […]

A Metrosexual Cat.

Hello Peeps, . What a fine day this is. Today, my painters, who have been working here for nearly a month, will be completely FINISHED! . Yeaaaaaaah!! . No more of that scary Nitromors stuff, no more dust from sanding down the stripped wood, no more eye watering paint smells, and no more living in […]

What Would Big H Like For Breakfast?

Hello Again, . So, once more, I sit here in the early hours of the morning, blogging, instead of getting a good night’s sleep. . It is not my fault this time though….it is Big H’s. . This is because he is so security conscious. . He likes to have the house properly locked up […]

Poem: November.

November. . . Crows fly in ribbons Through a darkened sky, Then gather, leaf-like, In bleak trees nearby. . .

Poem: After Death. Upon The Path Of Stars.

After Death. Upon The Path Of Stars. . . I am happy Upon this new path, I have not been This way before But it has waited, Knowing that I, Upon the turn of life, Would walk this way. . .