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February 2010

Poem:I Hate Being Cold.

I Hate Being Cold. . . I hate being cold ‘Cos it’s not at all nice When my nose is bright red And my feet are like ice. . I hate being cold ‘Cos it freezes my toes And an icicle hangs From the end of my nose . I hate being cold ‘Cos my […]

Poem: Girlfriend.

Girlfriend. . . For God’s sake shut up You’re a self-centered cow, You’ve got nothing to say But you talk anyhow. You pretend that you care But the whole thing’s a farce You’re in love with yourself, You’re a pain in the arse. . .