All I Want For Christmas Is….
Hello,
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How the hell are you today.
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I am fine …. thank you for asking!
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I had a thought this morning…. about….what would you wish for if you were given one wish …but only to do with yourself.
What would be good!
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My answer to the question was that I would like a third set of teeth.
Just imagine how great that would be….to get another chance with a set of beautiful new ones.
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Oh, I would take such care of them, and nothing would pass my lips that would be bad for them.
I would treat them so well.
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Why can’t we grow more teeth the same way as a shark does.
You know, every time one comes out we grow another one.
Well, not quite like a shark because I read that they have rows of teeth ready to slide forward and replce any that come out, but you know what I mean!
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It is not a good survival plan for humans to only have two sets of teeth, before they really learn to be appreciate of them.
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How nice it would be if a third set of teeth should suddenly happen to someone ….and why could it not be me!
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It would mean that if you had a damaged or discoloured tooth you could just have it pulled out and wait for another one to grow and replace it.
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I am now going to go and check this out….so please talk amongst yourselves until I return.
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According to some reports, it would appear that this rare phenomenon is not unknown, and there are instances of it happening to very old people, or even younger people who have all of their teeth extracted.
It must have something to do with the OSR 2 gene being somehow switched on again, as it is this gene which signals the end of tooth development once the two usual sets have correctly grown.
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Wow, I want that gene for Christmas.
Usually I want Levi’s but now I want these!
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So, did you decide what you would want?
Judging by the number of breast implants that are done every year there must be a lot of you would ask for a 38JJJ cup, but me, I would rather be able to give somebody a really effective bite with stunningly white and shiny filling-free teeth.
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So, have a munchy day yourself!
Me,x.
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jackie!
hope you’re doing well. i’ve been freakishly swampped with work and an assortment of things that have stolen away some blog readin’ time
terrible to have watched the riots unfold, and i hope the UK’s gov doesn’t continue w/ knee jerk reactions to the matter (and go ahead with the rumoured web block..)
how are things on your end? And Big H? have you gotten my package yet?
nelly.
Hi Nelly,
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Nice to hear from you.
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I hope that some of the assorted things that have been taking up your time have been amazingly good fun for you!
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Unfortunately, I have to report that there have been no deliveries of mysterious items from Canada as yet, but when it happens I shall be in contact.
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The riots were awful and many millions of pounds worth of damage was done, and sadly, some people were killed.
Since then, there have been continuing arrests of various offenders, and the clearing up is underway.
I don’t really think that anyone actually knows what to do to stop it happening again.
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There seems to be a whole generation of disaffected young people now, a proportion of whom embrace nihilism with enthusiasm.
It is a sad and distressing situation.
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Big H and I are both well and life now actually contains two-sided conversations and some reasonable sized walkies….and beer!
Well, there is beer for me but Big H is avoiding it in order to give himself, and his various medications, the best possible chance.
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I am happy, because I don’t have to spend so much time watching and worrying, so now I can get lost again in my own artworks and projects.
So things are much improved.
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Have fun!
J x.
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