Are You On Your Way To A Dyke, Sir
Hello Again,
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We have just got back from the shop and I decided to have a quick blog.
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As you know, I recently changed my mind about getting my eyes zapped.
I had made the appointment after Mr T and HBF went and had it done recently, and have both been thrilled with the results.
So, as I was not spending a lot of money on that, I went to look at new glasses.
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The ones I have are quite blingy and have diamante all along the sides. I am never constrained by good taste in the things that I buy because I like a certain amount of glitter and theatricality.
Life is too short for caring what anybody else thinks. Taste is a personal thing.
Besides I like to see people looking different myself myself!
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Well, I had a bit of luck and managed to find a fabulous pair by Prada, which have diamante along the sides and then it comes around until the diamante stop at the lenses…so that you can see them glitter from directly in front….Ooh I am in love!
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Do you like them?
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I am still into heavy black frames.
The previous glasses I wore were frame-less ones.
Anyway, I have made an appointment to go and have a test tomorrow and get these ones made up.
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When we were driving around today, I saw five really old male drivers, and they were all wearing horrible dutch boy caps.
What is this. Some new kind of pensioner fashion. Or a newly discovered aid to visually stimulating the libido of equally ancient old ladies?
I cannot think of a bigger turn-off myself because they all looked like very elderly Von Trapp children to me.
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I think that there should be a new arm of the police force developed in order to deal with this abomination.
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They could drive around looking for these horrible old men and then pull them over immediately.
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The police would then get out of the car and go to question the driver, “Are you on your way to provide help with a leaking dyke Sir” they would ask.
If the answer is “No,” then they immediately confiscate the bloody hat, and burn it.
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Just a link, in case you have not read the story about The Little Dutch Boy, otherwise please ignore it.
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Well, I feel much better for sharing that with you.
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Have fun,
J X
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