Beware.Down this path lie incontinence pants.

Hi,

.

Beware of all sales.

.

I recently found myself looking at an add for digital hearing aids, and doggedly reading every tempting, persuasive word of it, right through to the last bloody full stop.

Well, they are such highly expensive items to buy, so this was an excellent offer, a real money saver.

.

Why?

Why was I reading it ?

What was I thinking of ?

Was I going to persuade myself to go deaf immediately, in order to take advantage of an exceptionally good offer?

.

I mean how far can it take you.

.

I have not yet considered the world-shaking savings to be made in the area of prosthetic limbs, wigs or private pre-emptive surgery.

.

I  have not even explored the ‘ half price for one week only’ reductions on those ‘ hard to stain chairs’ that fire you forwards out of the seat, so that you do not need to lift yourself up anymore.

And what about those amazingly comfortable, beige slippers with the easy-fasten velcro, or the bulk buying possibilities of incontinence pants.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

This way lies madness.

Do not surrender to the thin end of the Wedge Of Doom.

.

See where they lead you?  Avoid sales at all costs.

.

J.

And what about stair-lifts?

I hear that you can get interest free loans, free trials and next day installation if you get in touch with the suppliers immediately.

Help.

Help.

Help.

.

.

Comments are closed.