Good morning Peeps, . I wish you fun on this fine , . Well, it is actually coldish, wettish and greyish once again….but not minus 20…. so that is an improvement. I keep a ‘weather eye’ out for any changes, because the bad weather is forecast to start again very soon, but as yet we [...]
Dec
14
2010
14
2010
Dec
10
2010
10
2010
I Want It Every Morning.
Hi, . This is for those of you who are like myself…Toast Lovers! . I now….I know….it is pig-headed of me to keep consuming wheat…but I love toast. And anyway, I am sure that the wheat is slowly improving, I think I look pregnant much less often nowadays. Anyway, my wintry clothes are so layered [...]
Sep
24
2010
24
2010
Throwing Three Black Puddings.
Hi Peeps, . Hopefully you are now getting ready to enjoy whatever passes for an excellent Friday night in your book. . It has been cold here today, with intermittent rain, leaving everything damp and muddy, so it is not the sort of evening to make you want to want to leave the house for [...]
Aug
31
2010
31
2010
Live Quietly On The Earth,
Hi, . It’s a much nicer day here today. Very cold before the sun came up, but sunny now with a pale blue sky….and no rain at all! . I don’t expect anyone is keen on going back to work this , after the weekend, but at least next weekend will be here sooner than [...]
Apr
24
2010
24
2010
From Standing Cats To Simulated Doggy-Style Sex.
Good Morning, . Once again I write from a grey UK. Sometimes, after a wet British winter and a mostly wet British Spring, Summer and Autumn I am surprised we are not all a mouldy green colour here. Tropical it is not, although we can eat lots of bananas and try to persuade ourselves that [...]
Mar
2
2010
2
2010
Free-Bees From The Co-operative.
Hi, . Wishing you a fine day! . Last year The Co-Operative, which has about 600 bee hives on it’s farmland all over the UK, began a pilot scheme in Manchester to try to make people aware of the plight of the Honeybee. They hoped that this new awareness would cause people to want to [...]
Nov
25
2009
25
2009
What Would Big H Like For Breakfast?
Hello Again, . So, once more, I sit here in the early hours of the morning, blogging, instead of getting a good night’s sleep. . It is not my fault this time though….it is Big H’s. . This is because he is so security conscious. . He likes to have the house properly locked up [...]
Sep
6
2009
6
2009
Poem: Special Meal For Four Please.
Special Meal For Four Please. . Some people hate To dine alone They’re sad as sad can be. . But I prefer To dine alone ‘Cos then there’s more for me. . .
Aug
21
2009
21
2009
Poem: Mary Had A Little Lamb.
mary had a little lamb . mary had a little lamb on mint sprigs it would munch it gave a lovely flavour when she roasted it for lunch . .
Aug
19
2009
19
2009
A Bed Of Roses.
Hello Peeps, . And the top of the morning to you all. I am lucky enough to have a nice sunny day here myself. . When I was watering my plants today, and feeding the birds their breakfast of left overs and prawn crackers, I was remembering those long ago, blisteringly hot summer days of [...]
Aug
17
2009
17
2009
Poem: Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. (Extract from Bone Soup.)
man cannot live by bread alone. (he needs carrots) . don’t sneer at a carrot they’re good and they’re fun i’ve met quite a few and i’ve liked every one . they have many functions and take many roles they’re really quite useful for stopping up holes . should you happen to chance upon good [...]
Aug
16
2009
16
2009
Memories Of A Good Friend.
Hello Peeps, . Well, here we are, it is Sunday yet again. . All is quiet here. I have fed the birds, but first I had to remove the remains of a chinese chow mein that I put out for them yesterday. Obviously that is a no-no for the future. Those birds are way more [...]
Aug
13
2009
13
2009
It was the Guylian Chocolates wot done me in.
Hi, . I thought that I would just give you a quick update about the progress my friend is making with her new You will recall that this is reputed to help a person lose up to one stone in a month. . Well, I am afraid that it is not very good news so [...]
Aug
6
2009
6
2009
Adult Poem: Crackers for Cheese
. crackers for cheese . . i do not think i stand alone in my desire for cheese . of all the treats in all the world it is the best of these . some fools believe that oysters can upstand a cock that’s iffy . but just the thought of stilton cheese can give [...]
Jul
16
2009
16
2009
Gourmet Foods.
Hello to you, . I am up early again. So, what’s changed? . I have done all the usual things , tea, Warburton’s Potato Pancakes (2), had a pee, quickly read a bit more of my Rebus book, and fed the birds. It’s a hard life but someone has to do it… etc. . Those [...]
Jul
10
2009
10
2009
Spaghetti Rules
Greetings to you. . I have just been informed that the big black Crows that I feed every day are actually Jackdaws. Well that’s settled finally and I hope that the pseudo crows have not been offended by my ignorance about our avian friends. Mind you, they would be bloody ungrateful if they were, as [...]
Jul
5
2009
5
2009
Give Them Jam And Bread.
HI Peeps, Hoping all is well with you. . I have invented a good way to vastly reduce the cost of running an Old People’s home. All that is needed are vast amounts of jam, an ample supply of bread and a DVD of ‘Brief Encounter’. This being a 1945 black and white film starring [...]
Jun
27
2009
27
2009
Bartering and Beaches
Hi Peeps, – I have had a lovely day out today, Big H and I got ready early this morning in order to travel to Tynemouth and visit the market, which is held on both Saturdays and Sundays, in the old railway station near to the sea. . This station is a beautiful Victorian building, [...]
Jun
26
2009
26
2009
I Hate Crusts.
Greetings – And so the weekend beckons. I hope that you have something good in store . . At the moment I do not have anything special planned because Big H’s energy levels fluctuate a lot. Proven by the fact that I in the living room and black of the walls and ceiling. . I [...]
Jun
24
2009
24
2009
WOW !
Hello Peeps, . Wow, today I logged on and what a surprise I got. I have received a proper comment, from a real live person, who has not even been bribed a little bit. Five days since I began blogging and I have a ‘fan’. At this rate of growth I might end up collecting [...]
Jun
22
2009
22
2009
Last post
Hi, . This might be my last post because I may be dying from food poisoning. . I will seriously resent it if I do come to such a rubbish, and not in the least bit stylish, kind of end, because I always imagined myself dying wonderfully! But to die because bloody Spar is selling [...]
