Hello, Hello, . Monday beckons …. and up here we have blue skies and sunshine …. I kid you not! I feel quite uplifted actually. Birds are singing and everything. . I may have to rush up to my wardrobe to don my blue Disney dress with the white pinny, plus the white opaque stockings [...]
Jan
23
2012
23
2012
Jan
21
2012
21
2012
A Whole Lot Of Nothing Going On.
Hey, . And a ‘Good Day’ to you. . We are enjoying some better weather here today, with patches of weak sunshine amongst the usual heavy grey clouds and rainy periods. It also feels a bit warmer. In general it feels like a timely reminder that spring is coming eventually. . When Big H and [...]
Jan
17
2012
17
2012
Ditto.
Hey,Hey, . So here I am again, faced by a white world full of glittering rooftops, ice, and a heavy skyy, with a counterpoint of black birds trying to make a winter living. . Luckily I stayed up very late last night, with a big plate of oatcakes, sliced apples and Edam cheese, along with [...]
Jan
16
2012
16
2012
Boots To Die For.
Hey, . What a day. Colder than yesterday, with every item in the house feeling icy cold to the touch, including me. Why oh why, do I have the need to get up so early on these icy mornings before the house has even warmed up a little bit! . Never mind though, because I [...]
Oct
5
2011
5
2011
Ugghhhh Boots.
. Hi, . Once again we have reports of terrible which is apparently going on . It seems that many items of apparel which are marked as faux fur are actually produced using the fur of Raccoon Dogs. . It is also reported that many pairs of copy Ugg Boots are not made with actual [...]
Aug
29
2011
29
2011
One For All Film Fans.
Hi Film Fans, . So, it is a Bank Holiday today, and I am pleased to report that I was greeted this morning by cloudy skies and sunshine!!. Wow, I had nearly forgotten what that feels like. . So, Big H and I will most likely decide to avoid avoid any excursions on the roads, [...]
Jun
17
2011
17
2011
Amazing What People Will Do For Free Clothes.
Hi, . Would you like a free outfit from a store. What would you be prepared to do for it. . Would you be prepared to queue overnight….in your underwear…in the rain! How about all of the above, but you will also be entertained by a band from ! . NO. Well, some people already [...]
Jun
8
2011
8
2011
Augo Tries On A Blue Hat.
Hi, . Something else for you here today. It always does you good to have a smile. . This is a cute cub called Augo. . He is to be found at Aalborg Zoo in . . . So now, if you feel the urgent need to have a fancy blue hat of your own….here [...]
Jun
4
2011
4
2011
Lily Allen’s New Adventure.
Hi, . I was interested to find out about Lily Allen, 26, and her new venture. . First she opened a eight months ago, called it ‘Lucy In Disguise’, and now she is designing clothing to put into it. . And very nice they are too. . I was very taken with the black ‘Audrey [...]
May
21
2011
21
2011
Latest Bidding is up to £80,000.01p On Princess Beatrice’s Infamous Hat.
Hi Peeps, . You know the old saying ‘if you want to get ahead, ‘. . Well, now lots of people are wanting to get a hat….but only a very special one….namely the infamous creation worn by Princess Beatrice for the recent Royal Wedding. . You remember that it is now on e-bay….with the proceeds [...]
May
19
2011
19
2011
The Auction For Princess Beatrice’s Hat Is Hotting Up Now.
Hello People, . Just a quickie to let you know that is going phenomenally well. . So far, the bids have reached a very respectable sum of over £20,000, and it does not finish for another three days or so. . So come on then, ‘fess up, which one of you put in the £20,200.00 [...]
May
14
2011
14
2011
Buy Princess Beatrice’s Wedding Hat. NOW!
Hello Folks, . You do remember the furore which was caused by that was worn by Princess beatrice at the Royal Wedding recently. It became infamous and quickly developed a life of it’s own….and fans! . The princess has now had the most excellent idea of using all of the resulting publicity, and interest, to [...]
May
3
2011
3
2011
Princess Beatrice’s Wedding Hat Takes On A Life Of It’s Own.
Hi, . Still fixed on the royal wedding I am afraid. . What did you think of the headgear….Princess Beatrice’s hat in particular. . . Well, it is fascinating to see that her ‘different’ hat has now taken on a life of it’s own….quite independently of her. . Princess Beatrice’s hat brings to all. . [...]
May
1
2011
1
2011
Awesome Saturday.
Hi folks, . How was your own Saturday then….enjoyable! . Mine was most excellent indeed. Big H got up early and felt a bit better than usual, so I asked him what his plans for the day were…..he said that he didn’t know, was there anything that I wanted to do? Well, you don’t need [...]
Apr
24
2011
24
2011
The Bag Lady.
Hi, . And so, the best laid plans of mice and men, gang aft agley….as old Rabbie said. And he was correct, because yesterday ended in tears, with heavy rainfall. . Hey, shit happens. . Today however, is beginning very well. I got up early this morning because it was too warm to lie in [...]
Mar
30
2011
30
2011
Sean Murtagh Superglued His Hat Onto His Head. It Worked!
Hello Folks, . I greet you once again at a risibly early hour because I could not sleep and am therefore up once again. . . How about a giggle to help the week along. . Today it is provided courtesy of a young man called Sean Murtagh who had decided to dress up for [...]
Feb
1
2011
1
2011
So Whomsoever The Slipper Fits.
Hi, . It looks like a bright day again here, with pale blue skies, ribboned clouds, and hazy sunshine. It could go either way but it is still cold. Brrrrr! . Life is going well here and we are still waiting for the to arrive sometime this week. That will be interesting to say the [...]
Jan
27
2011
27
2011
The Wigs From Hell.
Good morning Peeps, . Well it is once again….roll on the weekend! . Wednesday was a very frustrating day once the postman had delivered. We received our Georgian-style from the fancy-dress site on the Internet….great excitement. We opened the bags up and had a look….extreme disappointment. . What a load of total crap they were. [...]
Jan
21
2011
21
2011
Dressy-Up Time.
Hi, . How are you doing. Never mind, even if your week has been rubbish, the chances are that you will now have a weekend off to get yourself back into balance. . So, no wonder it suddenly became so cold last night, we woke up this morning to a world of once again. Brrrrrr, [...]
Oct
29
2010
29
2010
Wearing Red Increases Your Sex Appeal.
Hey, . Interesting findings on the ‘how best to attract men’ front have just been published. . The study which seems to prove this premise, was done in New York, at Rochester University. . The method used was to show pictures of a reasonably attractive lady to two groups of male students. The only difference [...]
Oct
6
2010
6
2010
Good Clothes And Bad Television.
Hi. . Middle of the week …excellent! . The weather has picked up a bit now, and it is about time too after all the rain. Yesterday started heavy and grey, but by teatime we had pale blue sky and lukewarm sunshine. As we had to go into town for Big H to have an [...]
Oct
5
2010
5
2010
How To Get A Bespoke Suit For Peanuts.
Hey, . Greetings upon a fine Tuesday. Hey, come on, it has to be a fine Tuesday because however bad it is it has to be better than the alternative! . And clothes are an important way to improve your enjoyment of the day too. It makes you feel better on the outside, which then [...]
Sep
22
2010
22
2010
I Have Found My Dream.
Good Morning Peeps, . How are you today then? I’ll bet you are not half as pleased as I am at present because….I have finally found the that I have been waiting for. . It is a dark shade of browns, with three-quarter sleeves, and has a collar that stands up by itself. It is [...]
Sep
10
2010
10
2010
Biba Is Born Again.
Good Morning Peeps, . , Friday, . It does not get much better than that! . Yesterday turned out to be an excellent day for me because it became stunningly hot and sunny here. So good in fact, that we were motivated to get in the car, put the top down and go for a [...]
Sep
6
2010
6
2010
Vivien Leigh’s Coat Is Up For Grabs In Durham.
Hi, . Wonderful day here today, all sunny/windy/cloudy/ hot/ chilly and obviously very changeable. Could end up any way at all, but hopefully sunny! . My new are still generating pleasure and are now looking quite hairy, which is unusual and funky. I have decided that I fancy a leopardskin coat this year so I [...]
Sep
4
2010
4
2010
Seduction At Topshop.
Hi, . Yesterday it was so hot and blue that Big H and I decided to forgo the last bonfire and go for a run-out with the top down while we still had the chance. As we needed to pop into anyway, it meant that we could do both things. . After we had concluded [...]
Jul
20
2010
20
2010
Fabulous Shoes To Die For.
Hi, . Hoping that I find you well and happy today, and pleased with your lot. . I have just spent a wonderful few hours lost in the world of pretty shoes. . This came about because I decided that, when I go to the Costume Ball that I was , I should really try [...]
Jun
19
2010
19
2010
Disappointed After All.
Hi, . Greetings to you, and all that good stuff. I hope that all is going exceedingly well in your world. . I myself have had a disappointment after all! . when I told you that I was hoping that Big H would drive me to my favourite antique shop so that I could reconsider [...]
May
27
2010
27
2010
Another Little Black Dress.
Hey, . I am up early today because I awoke during a bad dream and now I cannot get back to sleep, or perhaps I am just unwilling to risk picking up the dream where I left off. Better safe than sorry in this instance I expect, and I am not a very enthusiastic sleeper [...]
Apr
9
2010
9
2010
Gladrags, David Beckham And Pub ASBOs In 1904 Birmingham.
Hello, Hello, . Greetings to you upon this very excellent day. I am in a wonderful mood today. Why, you may ask, always supposing that you have nothing better to do than indulge me! . Well, with regard to my somewhat desperate post , when I was faced with the seemingly impossible task of finding [...]
Apr
8
2010
8
2010
The Case Of The Elusive Dress.
Good day peeps, . How the hell are you! . I still feel tired today. All of yesterday was spent searching the whole city, trying to find a suitable outfit to wear for a very important wedding which I am going to soon. . All that I am wanting is a plain, classic, fitted silk [...]
Mar
6
2010
6
2010
Poppets, Bee Hive Hair And Radio Luxembourg.
Hey. How are you today! Perhaps you are having a Saturday lie in….and why not. I used to like them myself after a week of having to go to school or work every morning, but on the other hand I also used to feel that it was wasting precious free time too. . Sometime, in [...]
Jan
23
2010
23
2010
At Least I Did Not Have To Picket A Shop This Week!
Hey, . I got up really early again this morning. The clock has gradually come around to eight thirty, but it is still very dark outside, with such a heavy grey sky that I still need all of the house lights on in order to see properly. Not the most cheerful of starts to the [...]
Dec
28
2009
28
2009
Those Hotpants Are Not Going To Suit You.
Hey, . How are you? In fine fettle I hope, fully relaxed and rested….or did you given in to Sales Fever? . Are you now the proud owner of a pair of skin tight orange sequined hotpants and an amazing designer suit that was reduced by 70% and is only six sizes too small. . [...]
Oct
31
2009
31
2009
Wall To Wall Blue Skies.
Hello my friend, . Wall to wall sunshine and blue skies this morning. Most beguiling. . I have already been out and fed those totally ungrateful birds their breakfast. These crows are still very nervous of me. I make a loud clicking noise to let them know that food is coming and then I shake [...]
Oct
9
2009
9
2009
Comeuppance.
Hello Peeps, Have you seen this clip of film? Just in case you have not I am posting it for you. . It is a CCTV film of two aggressive, drunken young men who had just been filmed in a fight outside of a nightclub, with someone dressed as Batman! . They then decided to [...]
Aug
25
2009
25
2009
Makeup. A Really Girly Experience.
Good morning to you. . And it really has been a good morning so far. . Today, I have just had one of the best, most girly experiences ever. . It all began yesterday, when Big H and I went to town to look at the prices of new fridges, in order to replace the [...]
