Hey, . I just love this. . myself! . . . . And no, I could not do that
Feb
1
2012
1
2012
Jan
31
2012
31
2012
Would You Like A Dance With That Sir?
Hey, . It is always nice when you get those ‘free extras’ when travelling by plane. . However some of them are more unusual than others. . For instance, on the Finnair flight from Helsinki to New Delhi, on January 26th 2012. . For those of you who don’t know, that was the day to [...]
Jan
25
2012
25
2012
Music In The Style Of.
Hey, . Some people just have style. . This is Lukas Kmit playing the violin, in the , which was an orthodox Jewish synagogue in Slovakia…. until he was so rudely interrupted! . . If it was not an arranged happening by the phone company …. then it should have been! You may try [...]
Jan
12
2012
12
2012
Question Of The Day.
Question Of The Day. . . How do Vampires put their make-up on ? . . J,x. .
Jan
10
2012
10
2012
Is It All Just ‘Pants’.
Hey, . Did you have an interesting ride on your particular subway recently! Were you a bemused observer on the latest ‘No Pants Day’. . This is a day of exhibitionism which has become a much enjoyed annual event for many people worldwide. . When ‘No Pants Day’ began about a decade ago, it may [...]
Jan
7
2012
7
2012
Simon’s Cat.
Hi, . …. and a good morning to you… . Now we are well into 2012, and the recent Christmas/New Year festivities seem long gone. So, with the recent gale force winds and extremely cold weather….we need a laugh! . During the holidays I was introduced to Simon’s Cat, of which I was previously totally [...]
Jan
5
2012
5
2012
Face Of Jesus Toaster.
Hello, . . I thought you might like to know about what turned out to be one very popular Christmas Present for 2011. . It is something which is usually considered to be somewhat boring at the best of times …. a toaster …. and no, not the lusted-after Dualit! . This particular desirable object [...]
Jan
3
2012
3
2012
Escalator Terror.
Hey; . This is just to help cheer you up, as today’s sad post may have left you somewhat depressed. . I know that such things always upset me, although we obviously need to know about such things in order to prevent them! . Anyway, I thought you might like to see what happens when [...]
Dec
31
2011
31
2011
Bubblehead.
Hey, . THIS is the night!!! . But hey, do we still think that blondes really will have the most New Year’s fun? . Yet blonde moment. . . What do you think!
Dec
28
2011
28
2011
Poem: You Never Forget About It.
You Never Forget About It. . . I know that old lady. The one with the two sticks And lots of untidy white hair Ordered to stay under that nasty felt hat. She used to be my infant school teacher. We all called her ‘Miss’ And she smacked our hands With a hard wood ruler. [...]
Dec
20
2011
20
2011
Attention. A Fabulous Christmas Present For British Muggles.
Hi, . And a Merry Christmas to you! . If you are still thinking of wonderful presents, then you could add the promise of a special treat to Christmas Day’s rewards. . If you are living with a Harry Potter fan, you could promise them the perfect present …. a Muggles dream day out. And [...]
Dec
19
2011
19
2011
Little Miss Muffet Has Nothing On THIS Stuff!
Hi, . Have you seen the BigDog Robot, which has been developed by Boston Dynamics, with funding supplied by DARPA …. Defense Advanced Research Agency. . The following film is from 2008. It shows how the can work on ice and snow, walk over stones etc., and also how it can jump and clinb while [...]
Dec
17
2011
17
2011
Battlefield Three Hero!
So, . Today we have one especially for you video gamers out there, especially PS3′s (PlayStation3). . There is great awe and disbelief amongst people who play video games at the moment, because they cannot believe what they are seeing with their own eyes! . This is because of a player known as RendeZook, and [...]
Dec
16
2011
16
2011
Zlata.
Good Morning, . Not long until Christmas now. . So, how are you doing with the small gifts and stocking fillers …. or the calendars! . Now, finally, there is something a bit different, being offered to those of you whose thoughts turn to forward planning. . There is a very different, if not eye [...]
Dec
11
2011
11
2011
Ruined Shit.
Hi, . All of us know the devastation that can be caused by our pets. . I well remember our own most destructive pet. He was a beautiful German Shepherd who ate his way through a striped 3-piece suite, a beautiful anique figured velvet Victorian suite with dropped ends, and lastly an antique green velvet [...]
Dec
1
2011
1
2011
Aaaaa….tishoo!
Hi, . I have to say that this weather is continuing to be very, very strange. . I did read that we have just had the hottest November for 50+ years, so unusual that daffodils are blooming again in the Eden Project, something that would not usually occur until January arrives. . There has also [...]
Nov
27
2011
27
2011
The Attack Of The Killer Clothes Horse.
Hello, . It’s the weekend….Whoopee! . It’s that time of the week again, when we all get down to party …. especially those who have taken up the student lifestyle and are busy making friends and influencing people. . Of course, some of us find that life in a strange place can be full of [...]
Nov
23
2011
23
2011
Notorious B.I.G. Stops Baby From Crying.
Hi, . . How soon do we form our tastes! . . Hey baby I know what I like !!! . .
Nov
18
2011
18
2011
Blonde On An Escalator.
Hi, . Having a blonde moment. . . . . Who says blondes don’t have more fun! . .
Nov
5
2011
5
2011
It’s Gonna Be A Lovely Day!
Hey Folks, . Are you all set for a lovely romantic weekend, after enduring a totally non-romantic slog of a week. . Well, the journey to work need not always be lacking in …. …..especially if you were one of the tired on the 19.57 London Overground Service to Watford Junction, in carriage no.2 on [...]
Oct
27
2011
27
2011
You’ve Got A Friend.
HI, . One of the best things in life is to spend time with good friends, and this applies to all animals equally. . I love this this clip, which shows a wonderful friendship and tolerance between two very unusual creatures. After all, fun is fun! . . It reminded me of the between the [...]
Oct
8
2011
8
2011
Going Like A Bomb.
Hi, . How are you! Things are very quiet for us here at the moment, given the horrible rainy weather and the chilly winds lately. It was so bad that I got earache from it when we went on our last long walk….as if I need any more body parts going wrong at the moment! [...]
Sep
21
2011
21
2011
Naked Dance.
Good Morning, . . As you know, I like doing figurative art…and find the human body to be beautiful in many ways and . . Especially in the art-forms of . . . Such as , as wonderfully depicted in …. Degas’s Ballerinas. . . . . I find this beautiful too….for me, hardly just [...]
Sep
19
2011
19
2011
Don’t Spend A Penny.
Hi, . Now all of us need to ‘spend a penny’ at some time or another. . But of course other people be them! This is just an idea which caught my eye, and I shall quickly get to the bottom of the matter for you. . A gentleman, who had spent about 35 years [...]
Sep
16
2011
16
2011
Have You Got The Clap?
Hi, . Here we see an unusual thing. Would you believe that it is possible to clap at such a speed that you can reach 14 claps PER SECOND!!!!!! . Whoaaah! . . . Now that is impressive….but I bet I could do it if I was drunk enough!!!!! . Of course, not everybody takes [...]
Sep
11
2011
11
2011
Guns Are Dangerous.
Hi, . There are many people who think that everyone should be able to carry guns here in the UK….just the same way as they can in America….to protect themselves and their property. . But sometimes it is painfully brought home to them that there can be dangers from this right to the possession of [...]
Sep
10
2011
10
2011
A Police Beat.
hey, . Today we can see something a little lighthearted after all of the recent that we all had to suffer through. . The Notting Hill Carnival closely followed on after that and people were very worried about what could happen there. . There was a massive police presence, which was reported to be higher [...]
Sep
6
2011
6
2011
Four Is A Good Age To Be.
Hi, . Today I had to decide between telling you about the kind of day I had yesterday… or…show you something to . . So, it was a toss up between telling you all the details of how I had bought a long green pure silk dress incredibly cheaply in a sale situation …. without [...]
Sep
5
2011
5
2011
I Will Punch You! That Thing Is Freakin’ Huge!
Hey, . I know ….it is Monday, but how about a good laugh to begin the day. You will enjoy this, except perhaps if you are one of the many amongst us. . It happened in Indiana. In the studio of Fox 59, total panic broke out when they were in the middle of a weather [...]
Aug
28
2011
28
2011
A Weekend Flight Of Fancy.
Hey, Hey, , So it is ….and guess what….it’s wettish. Now there’s a surprise ….Not! . Anyway there is no point in grumbling, because it is almost the end of our summer and that’s that, and the days are already getting shorter again. It is a good job that it will be soon, ‘cos getting [...]
Aug
26
2011
26
2011
Housework Kills.
Good morning to you, . We have a morning here which looks like the opening of a story, all pale and thick grey fog, revealing the odd spectral figure within. Nice one for August! . Today I am a bit sore, and getting this post out is proving to be a bit touch and go, [...]
Aug
22
2011
22
2011
First Date Hell.
Hello Folks, . You know that we are all for the perfect partner. So what is the worst first date that you ever went on. . Come along now….you know that we all had one. There is a new website which has immediately become extremely popular…. crapdate.com. . This site was started by a guy [...]
Aug
10
2011
10
2011
Whoahhhh.
Hello, . Things to make you go . . Whoahhhh! . . . . . . . . And of course…. absolutely WHOAAAHHHHHH! . . Don’t try that after a few drinks! J,x. . . and specially for you…to end on a high note… . . .
Jul
28
2011
28
2011
Suffering Succotash!
Hi, . Isn’t it funny how you can be totally struck by something that you have never noticed before. . It’s like a ‘Sylvester ‘ cartoon I saw again recently. You remember how it goes….when he says the catchphrase, he pronounces it is ‘thufferin thuccatash’…. because he has a lisp. . After years of seeing [...]
Jul
25
2011
25
2011
Typical Man!
Hi, . Another quick one for you. . You know what women say about men not wanting to get married. You can see that they start young. This YouTube item is the newest sensation, and you can see why! . . . .
Jul
23
2011
23
2011
Tatton Park RHS Flowershow 2011
. RHS Show Tatton Park. Cheshire. July 20th- July 24th. . Once again many people enjoy admiring the exhibits in this wonderful show, and as usual there are many wonderful displays on view to an admiring public, and of course everyone has their own favourite one. . Mine is the flowerbed which was chosen to [...]
Jul
5
2011
5
2011
The Fun-Loving People Will Have Their Way.
Hi, . When you look at top models, both male and female, they do not really have much in common with the everyday people who drool over the fashion magazines and then dash to buy the that were advertised. . You rarely see anyone being used to advertise the clothing sold at high street shops [...]
Jul
2
2011
2
2011
Ed Milliband Malfunction? These Strikes Are Wrong!
Hi, . Is it just me….or is Mr Milliband having a malfunction of one of his more mechanical parts. . Or is he perhaps trying to say that….These Strikes Are Wrong. . So Here We Go. . . What do you think! . Come on now, stop behaving in a reckless and provocative manner, put [...]
Jun
23
2011
23
2011
WOW. Who Would Have Thought It.
. Hey Peeps, . This particular post is one for all of you out there. . You may think that there is nothing really new in the music world, but you would be entirely wrong. How about a cat which plays the piano. . The is called Nora, and she appears to live with someone [...]
Jun
20
2011
20
2011
Getting It On To Rihanna.
Hey, . . Here is a bright moment to start your Monday…. or it will make you angry and you will attack your Monday tasks with renewed vigour….so either way, you win! . The action takes place in a Microsoft store at Bellevue Square. . A small boy is totally absorbed with an Xbox Kinect [...]
Jun
17
2011
17
2011
Amazing What People Will Do For Free Clothes.
Hi, . Would you like a free outfit from a store. What would you be prepared to do for it. . Would you be prepared to queue overnight….in your underwear…in the rain! How about all of the above, but you will also be entertained by a band from ! . NO. Well, some people already [...]
Jun
13
2011
13
2011
Sandcastles Rock.
Hi Peeps, . Something really serious and architectural for you today. What satisfaction there is to be found in putting up a beautiful building that becomes a well for others to admire. . Of course sometimes you ! . Ed Jarret hails from in the USA. Recently he was certified as officially breaking his own [...]
Jun
12
2011
12
2011
Debbie Looks For A Soulmate!
Hi, . . The latest Internet craze seems to be one which was posted at the beginning of June. It has garnered over 3m viewers. . That is because it purports to be a genuine e-harmony video bio from a girl called Debbie who is looking for love….and is a graduate MBA. . She is [...]
Jun
11
2011
11
2011
It’s Not Easy Putting A Rubber On.
Hi, . . As it is summer….almost….it is time that we enjoyed a crickety post. And a funny one, because I know bugger-all about cricket. . There have actually been some really funny bits of commentary during matches. . The latest one was heard during a BBC Test Match Special at Lords. Jonathan Agnew managed [...]
Jun
8
2011
8
2011
Augo Tries On A Blue Hat.
Hi, . Something else for you here today. It always does you good to have a smile. . This is a cute cub called Augo. . He is to be found at Aalborg Zoo in . . . So now, if you feel the urgent need to have a fancy blue hat of your own….here [...]
Jun
6
2011
6
2011
Strange New Discovery On Surface Of Mars.
Hi, . There is an amazing amount of interest in a certain YouTube video at the moment. . It was uploaded by a man called David Martines. He is said to have found a fascinating image on Mars while he was looking at the planet….compliments of . . While looking very closely at the surface [...]
Jun
2
2011
2
2011
Police Search For Dangerous Animal.
Hi, . I hope that all is well with you. I am pleased to say that things are settling down here after all of the excitement and I hope to have Big H back home from hospital soon. . There has also been much excitement reported in . Though of a more amusing type. . [...]
May
29
2011
29
2011
Everybody Say Ahhhhhhh.
Hello Dear Peeps, . . We have another very nice one for you this morning. . This lovely video clip is proving to be a bit of a sensation on YouTube at the moment, with about three and a half million hits already. . It shows a tiny kitten lying asleep with it’s mother. It [...]
May
21
2011
21
2011
Latest Bidding is up to £80,000.01p On Princess Beatrice’s Infamous Hat.
Hi Peeps, . You know the old saying ‘if you want to get ahead, ‘. . Well, now lots of people are wanting to get a hat….but only a very special one….namely the infamous creation worn by Princess Beatrice for the recent Royal Wedding. . You remember that it is now on e-bay….with the proceeds [...]
May
19
2011
19
2011
Is This The Greatest EVER Wedding Proposal?
Hi, . We shall have to stop meeting this way! . . Although I have already posted twice today, I just could not resist sharing the latest You Tube sensation with you all. Especially for anyone who is is today. . It has jumped immediately to a stupendous 2,722,517 views at this very moment. . [...]
