Hello Folks, . How are you today. If you live here in the UK, you may not have a lot to be pleased about, but at least you probably haven’t been bitten today. . Of course, we are talking about midgies here, as I have no knowledge at all about your Vampire leanings. Your own [...]
Nov
24
2011
24
2011
Nov
16
2011
16
2011
This Is My Yukky Day!
Hi, . So it is Wednesday….so far so good….but today I have my first visit to a new dentist…so, not so good now! . Along with most of you, a visit to the dentist’s is not my idea of a fun happening, most especially not with a new one….and you have decide who to choose [...]
Aug
19
2011
19
2011
Let’s Not Go To Bed.
Hi, . I am sad to have to tell you that we are now as bad as , when it comes to bed bugs. . I have written about this in the recent past….and it is getting much much worse now. . This has been highlighted by media reports which allege that there was a [...]
Jun
25
2011
25
2011
Fly Heaven.
Hi, . It is time for a really rubbishy post. . It seems that it is , Hampshire, which is drowning in filth at the moment. . No, we are not talking about a city-wide predilection for porn….we are talking about rubbish….uncollected mountains of it. . For the past month bin-men have been striking in [...]
May
16
2011
16
2011
Really Bad News From Vancouver.
. Hi Folks, . It is dreary and cold again here….back to the usual weather I fear. . It is so changed now, that we have upped temperature on the central heating, dug out the winter sweaters again and put the padded quilt back down on top of the duvet. . All of which brings [...]
Apr
19
2011
19
2011
If You Go Down In The Woods Today, Be Sure Of A Big Surprise.
Hey, . Did you know that it was ‘Tick Bite Prevention Week’ last week? Do even the targeted ticks know that? I very much doubt that the fact has really impinged on them yet. . However all joking aside, they are becoming a serious problem. . They first came to my notice years ago when [...]
Feb
27
2011
27
2011
Bitten By Bedbugs On BA Planes.
Hi. . This is my fourth post in a series, which are all concerned with the same nasty and matter, I hope that all is well with you, although it may not be if you have just been on a flight with BA. . I have been reading a shocking story about the flight that [...]
Feb
14
2011
14
2011
The Bedbugs Are Now Infesting British Hotels.
Hi, . Did you go away for a romantic weekend in a posh hotel to celebrate Valentine’s day. Did you bring home wonderful memories ….I hope so….but what else might you have brought home unknowingly. I really do hate to tell you. . I have been waiting for this post to be written ever since [...]
Oct
24
2010
24
2010
Hotels Are Unsafe Now.
Hi, . This is not really a subject that I am happy with because I totally hate the thought of blood sucking creepie-crawlies, but unfortunately this subject is such a relevant one nowadays. Especially if you like spending time in hotels….and this includes the very best ones too. Especially if you like holidaying in America. [...]
Oct
12
2010
12
2010
Headmaster Eats A Tarantula.
Hi, . We have a damp morning here today, but we are getting used to it now, so that’s OK. If we cannot go out so much in such weather, there is always tropical stuff to watch on the television…or a good book to get totally lost in. . Things can be weird though, have [...]
Sep
3
2010
3
2010
Along Came A Spider.
Hi, . How are you today, with the weekend all but here. Hopefully you are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed again….with a healthy wet nose! . Yesterday turned out to be a superb day, with blue skies, strong sunshine, and it was wonderfully warm again. We went to our garden and admired all of our plants and [...]
Aug
24
2010
24
2010
Bloodsuckers. A Plague On Cimex Lectularius.
G’day, . How’s life….I hope that it is treating you kindly, with days of wine and roses and nights of blissful repose. . Or perhaps not ….the blissful repose part anyway. . Would you believe that bedbugs are making a very successful comeback, after the days of the effective but now banned pesticides which were [...]
Aug
9
2010
9
2010
The Terror In The Attic.
Hey, . Attics are the place where we people search, in the hope of finding some forgotten treasure, but sometimes you can find something quit extraordinary and not at all welcome. How about a wasps nest that is said to be about 5′ wide ans up to 6′ in height. . A pest controller called [...]
Apr
29
2010
29
2010
Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out, As Timothy Leary Said.
Hi, beautiful peeps, . Everything’s cool man, Lat’s just kick back, It’s all feeling groovy…. …..you may have guessed by now that I have regressed to some form of 60′s or Nirvana….and you would be . I am feeling totally blissed out and way out of my tree. So let me tell you why. Are [...]
Oct
14
2009
14
2009
New, Fabulous BBC Series. You CAN NOT Miss This! ,
Good Morning Peeps, . Last night Big H showed me a film clip last night, and it totally took my breath away. . It shows you a lizard….nicknamed ‘The Jesus Christ Lizard’ …..which walks on water. . The film was shot at 2,000 frames per second in order to show the amazing, slow motion, footage. [...]
Oct
9
2009
9
2009
Spiders In My Hair.
Hey Peeps, Greetings to you all. . Hoping that life is still treating you kindly. (A timely word to you denizens of The Web who are looking at this post in your office. The highlighted import when you click on ‘The Animals’ is Very Loud music….which may not be a good idea in that particular [...]
Sep
3
2009
3
2009
A Good Result.
Hi, . I was so upset by the this morning that I quite forgot to tell you the good…very good…news about Big H. . You may remember the first blog, where I told you all about his , and then the following one about to solving his problem once and for all. . Well, he [...]
Sep
1
2009
1
2009
The Party’s Over.
Greetings to you, . The party’s over, so to speak, and the Bank Holiday has been and gone. But excellent anyway. I hope that you managed to have a wonderful break, even if you spent a large part of it hiding from the rain, just like us. . We did manage to have one nice [...]
Aug
4
2009
4
2009
Shocking news about illegal immigrants.
Hello unwary people of Kent. . Do you know that you have anything from three thousand, to up to ten thousand, illegal immigrants, living and breeding in your beautiful County. . It would appear that they arrived hidden in imported goods packed in the holds of unsuspecting cargo ships. Once in Sheerness they sneaked away, [...]
Jul
6
2009
6
2009
Putting it out of it’s misery.
HI, . How are you you today. I hope that you have had a good weekend. Mine was really excellent and yesterday afternoon was a most enjoyable one. . The sun had been shining down wonderfully again all morning and we were settled reading the Sunday papers when Big H had the grand idea of [...]
Jul
3
2009
3
2009
A bloody sneak attack
Hello Everyone, . Today the weather here is still unbelievably tropical. For the last three or four days it has been hot and humid to an extent which is unusual here. . However I have found myself an unexpected drawback. . Normally I would not consider wearing shorts. In fact I think that the last [...]
Jul
2
2009
2
2009
Let’s talk about parasites.
Hi Peeps, I have just had the hottest night. In the weather sense not the biblical. I eventually got up early because Big H was giving off heat like a furnace. It reminded me of living in the Middle East. It used to be so hot and humid when we lived out there, that my [...]
Jun
22
2009
22
2009
Last post
Hi, . This might be my last post because I may be dying from food poisoning. . I will seriously resent it if I do come to such a rubbish, and not in the least bit stylish, kind of end, because I always imagined myself dying wonderfully! But to die because bloody Spar is selling [...]
