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Learning to Blog

Sep
1
2011

Grow Your Own Penis!!!!

Hi, . Well, I had a laugh this morning. . I have , about the strange sites that leave comments on jaksie.com….and how it can be a real pain to sort through all of the comments to see if they are from real people or not, etc. . Well, this morning I did the usual [...]

Jan
23
2011

Aerial Display.

Hi, . What a bloody early morning I have had. . Once more I got up again in because I could not get back to sleep. . I hate having to do that at the moment because it is absolutely freezing at that time of night. I ended up wearing my sheepskin boots, then my [...]

Dec
7
2010

Apology To Those Of You Receiving Feeds.

Hi, Direct Feed Straight To Your ‘Blog Page/Inbox’ Type People, . This morning I was fine tuning something I did not like in my post, by doing an update on a just published post. . Big H asked what I was doing. . When I told him, he said that I should be careful because [...]

Feb
26
2010

Problems In Paradise.

Hi, . Well, this is a way late time to be putting out my daily blog, but I am afraid there has been a serious teething problem with the beautiful Or should I say,, a problem with the operating system…. best described by my in-house expert ‘Big H’ as a software problem. . The Vista [...]

Feb
19
2010

The Next Best Thing To Magic.

Hey, . It’s that time again….Friday….with the whole weekend not touched yet. Excellent. . I had a wonderful time last night. Big H went out as usual, to play computer games with his friend, so I was left to my own devices once more. . It was my first time to try the . During [...]

Nov
22
2009

Me And Zippy.

Hey, . I wish you a happy Sunday, an enjoyable read of the newspapers and then a fine dinner….just like me! But I suspect that the more technologically inclined amongst you, just have a quick look online, if you want to find out what is happening in the world. . Does this mean that quite [...]

Oct
17
2009

Frustrated At Jaksie.com

Hi Peeps, . Happy Saturday to you. . Still trying to tidy up the house ..so that’s my day planned out then! . Never mind though, tonight it is X Factor.  So I do have something to look forward to….isn’t that sad! . think that by tonight I should have finished painting up the stairs [...]

Sep
17
2009

Sorry. It Happened again.

Hello folks, . I must make yet to you all. Today I got a heads-up from a charming lady named Manmeet, who had tried to access my site and had been totally unable to get it to show any of my paintings. Thank goodness she told me, or I would have gone blithely on just [...]

Sep
15
2009

Mr.T. Saves The Day.

Hello people, . Today I am very happy, in direct contrast to how ‘sick as a parrot’  I felt yesterday, after having to spend the correcting my own mistakes.  That is even worse than correcting someone else’s ineptitude, because you have nobody else to blame. Sudden thought.  I don’t know where that saying,’sick as a [...]

Sep
14
2009

My Apologies.

Hello, my dear long suffering peeps, . I must apologise to those of you who have been trying to open posts, and have then found that they are not available. . How bloody annoying and frustrating for you. . I must confess, much as I hate to say so, that it is all my fault.  [...]

Sep
6
2009

Fagged Out.

Hi dear peeps, . Sorry if you have been looking at anything on  ‘Jaksie’  today and you found it all looking rather strange. . I don’t know what happened…or what I did …but there were all sorts of strange spacings between the lines of my blogs. . Once I noticed this…at 9.30am… I had to [...]

Aug
31
2009

I Can Do The Little Coloured Bits Now.

Hello to you dear peeps, and to your dogs, cats, budgies, and various other dependents and friends. . As it is only seven o’clock upon a fine Bank Holiday Monday, I am sitting here in almost total silence.  Just the odd car passing by the house, and even the crows seem to be eating their [...]

Aug
12
2009

Adult Poem: Need my fix..

, need my fix . no more read on the bog no more trying to jog no more shag like a dog well addicted to blog . j .

Aug
7
2009

A Whole New Thing.

. Hello Dear Peeps, . . Well, what do you think of my new website.  ISN’T IT GREAT! . Recently, I sent my son a hopeful e- mail, to ask if it would be possible for some kind of index to be added to my blog site, so that it was not such a long [...]

Jul
12
2009

Nasty little swine

Hello, . Today has been fine until 20 minutes ago when I decided to log on and do some of my next post. I started immediately, and was forging ahead smoothly, until I glanced up and stopped in total bewilderment. All there was  on the page was a few lines of total nonsense because most [...]

Jul
9
2009

Calm after the storm

Hi again Peeps, It is now Thursday and all is well. My long awaited breakfast did not escape from me this time. . Big H calmly sat me down last night and explained a few things about using the computer, once I had finished having I find this a very long winded and awkward way [...]

Jul
8
2009

Fly away Peter

Greetings on this lovely morning. . I say lovely morning, but this is not my usual paean to wall to wall blue skies. . Today we actually have that amazing, damp, green, freshly washed look you see when heavy rain has just stopped . I really do love it when the bricks of the patio [...]

Jun
26
2009

Further Education

Hi, – You will be pleased to know that I have just learned something new. Big H was looking through a post of mine and asked me why I had not used Spellchecker on it yet? – DUH! – I told him that I did not know how to use it, so I just did [...]

Jun
20
2009

I killed the dog

. Hello, . Doing this is weird. . It is much easier to speak to people face to face.You can interact, be funny, have a laugh It is easy and entirely natural and I know how to do it without a single thought. . . It is hard and tricky and this bloody computer seems [...]

Jun
20
2009

Sudden realization

. HI, . I have just realised that if everyone else my age is as much a Luddite as me then none of them will be able to read anything I write anyway .. Oh dear, . J .

Jun
20
2009

Email to my son

Added by the son in question: “Hello darling boy, Well, I am sorry to tell you that I have lived down to your expectations and totally ruined all of your work in setting up my Jaksie site yesterday. I posted a test blog thingy and lost the front page altogether. I tried for hours but [...]

Jun
20
2009

What was I thinking of?

. . I am bloody sick of doing this blog already and I have not even started it. . I woke up this morning with the thought that there was no place for older women to go to find out what sort of hairstyles suit older women. What style of gear suits a body that [...]