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Yet Still The World Turns.

Hi, Bloody Hell, I finally decided to start blogging again and am properly horrified to find that in the time I have been ignoring you all, I appear to be unlucky enough to have 15,392  sodding comments waiting patiently for me. Now don’t get me wrong, I have no objections to finding comments from real […]

One Battle Won And One Battle Lost.

Hi, . Things are going very well here. . We have a warmish day, although there is a heavy grey sky which is seeming to be mere inches above the rooftops. There are also thousands of shy snowdrops to be seen all over the place, looking as if they have been freshly created from pristine […]

Sodding Gremlins!

Hello . Jaksie’s Back!!!! Did you miss me! . Well, I shall regard the past few weeks as a well earned holiday …. but in actual fact …. it was a nasty Gremlin attack. . And, of course, computers can just be . Now this was somewhat of a problem for me, because as you […]

Furious Parent Shoots Disrespectful Daughter’s Computer

Hi, . Today’s post is about parenting …. and discipline. . This is the tale of an angry parent in America who has a 15 year old daughter. . This daughter wrote at length on her Facebook page, which was blocked to her parents, about how totally pissed-off she was with her family life and […]

Grow Your Own Penis!!!!

Hi, . Well, I had a laugh this morning. . I have , about the strange sites that leave comments on jaksie.com….and how it can be a real pain to sort through all of the comments to see if they are from real people or not, etc. . Well, this morning I did the usual […]

Aerial Display.

Hi, . What a bloody early morning I have had. . Once more I got up again in because I could not get back to sleep. . I hate having to do that at the moment because it is absolutely freezing at that time of night. I ended up wearing my sheepskin boots, then my […]

Apology To Those Of You Receiving Feeds.

Hi, Direct Feed Straight To Your ‘Blog Page/Inbox’ Type People, . This morning I was fine tuning something I did not like in my post, by doing an update on a just published post. . Big H asked what I was doing. . When I told him, he said that I should be careful because […]

Problems In Paradise.

Hi, . Well, this is a way late time to be putting out my daily blog, but I am afraid there has been a serious teething problem with the beautiful Or should I say,, a problem with the operating system…. best described by my in-house expert ‘Big H’ as a software problem. . The Vista […]

The Next Best Thing To Magic.

Hey, . It’s that time again….Friday….with the whole weekend not touched yet. Excellent. . I had a wonderful time last night. Big H went out as usual, to play computer games with his friend, so I was left to my own devices once more. . It was my first time to try the . During […]

Me And Zippy.

Hey, . I wish you a happy Sunday, an enjoyable read of the newspapers and then a fine dinner….just like me! But I suspect that the more technologically inclined amongst you, just have a quick look online, if you want to find out what is happening in the world. . Does this mean that quite […]