Hi, . My goodness it was freezing cold here last night. . I kept waking up throughout the night because it was so cold….horrible! When I got up this morning into a chilly bedroom, I gave an involuntary shudder-type thing and felt a sharp crunchy pain in my neck….and now I cannot move it ….and [...]
Oct
20
2011
20
2011
Sep
14
2011
14
2011
NYPD Cops filmed Dirty Dancing. Adult Content.
Good Morning Folks, . So it is Wednesday today and the weekend is quickly approaching….excellent! . You can probably tell that I am a lot warmer and therefore far more cheerful today. . Yesterday our boiler was finally fixed on . A new engineer from the firm who actually made the flighty thing in the [...]
Aug
31
2011
31
2011
Uniformed Police Officer Filmed Having Sex On Car Hood.Adult Content.
Oh Dear, . A surveillance camera in Santa Fe, New Mexico, has taken film which has got the state police in a real tizzy. . The pictures show a uniformed officer, still wearing his gun and utility belt, having sex with a woman lying across the hood of a car. . There is now an [...]
Aug
30
2011
30
2011
Are You Looking For True Love?
Hi romantics, . So, are you ….true and lasting . Well, there is now a site which follows on from an old idea, which may well help you to find ‘the one’. . Many years ago a lady in the USA married a man who was quite similar looking to her. And this is a [...]
May
21
2011
21
2011
Boys Will Play.
Hello Peeps. . Something a bit different….and nostalgic…. for you today. A glimpse of eroticism as it used to be in the old days. . Magazine began 57 years ago. It was de-rigueur for the boys of my age to secrete a few copies under their mattresses in order to fuel their and provide them [...]
May
20
2011
20
2011
Getting A Stiffie Could Make You Deaf.
Hi People, . . I remember when I was very young, and in those far-off days was not a relaxed subject. . Young male children were often warned not to masturbate themselves, because it would make them go blind. As you can imagine, that sort of thing can lead to hang-ups in relationships later. Obviously [...]
Apr
2
2011
2
2011
Sex On Wheels.
Hi, . Yesterday we were forced to do some shopping…. or starve. So we finally did some. . While I was out there, doing the , I made a few interesting observations. . First of all, have you realised how many of those white haired oldies are now sailing about on those motorised chair thingies. [...]
Mar
31
2011
31
2011
Beware:Adult Content…Students Enjoy Alfresco Sex On USC Rooftop.
Oh Dear Me Oh Dear Me, . Shock and horror over student behaviour in Southern California. . It seems that a series of photographs were taken at a university in Los Angeles. . It happened when students looked out of their dorm windows to see a couple who were apparently having sex on the roof [...]
Jan
11
2011
11
2011
Sexual Healing.
Hey, . Does music ‘turn you on’. Does it add to the thrill of love making. Is there a reason why music really does set the scene for successful seduction. . Of course there is. It has now been proved by scientific research carried out by researchers from McGill University in Montreal. It is now [...]
Nov
30
2010
30
2010
Squeaky Sex Can Cause Problems.
Good Morning Peeps, . How the hell are you this morning. If you are in the UK, then you are no doubt wishing that you were somewhere else at the moment, anywhere that is in the least bit warm no doubt. Join the club! It is still a . Of course there are ways by [...]
Nov
6
2010
6
2010
How To Cock-Up Your Life.
Hi, . And a good morning to you all. . I hope that you have had a calm week earning your daily crust, in a way that does not cause you to upset too many people. Unlike a lady who lives in Melbourne, called Libby Ashby. . She has just caused such offence to her [...]
Oct
29
2010
29
2010
Wearing Red Increases Your Sex Appeal.
Hey, . Interesting findings on the ‘how best to attract men’ front have just been published. . The study which seems to prove this premise, was done in New York, at Rochester University. . The method used was to show pictures of a reasonably attractive lady to two groups of male students. The only difference [...]
Oct
27
2010
27
2010
Sex And Sexual Desire.
Hey, . Today I thought that we should liven up our Wednesday with . Well, not literally in my case because we are spending our day having hospital tests, but I cannot speak for all of ! . In Detroit, Dr Michael Diamond and his team at Wayne State University have been doing research into [...]
Sep
26
2010
26
2010
Shopping Is As Good As Sex. It’s Official!
Hey, . What are you all doing today then. . Could a number of you be enjoying a well earned rest in bed, after a good session of shopping on Saturday. And perhaps a cigarette! . It seems we finally have an answer to the vexing question of “Why is shopping for a good bargain [...]
Sep
15
2010
15
2010
Humpday.
Hi, Midweek already….or as my Canadian friend always says….it’s Humpday. That means the mid-part of the week, then you get over the hump and on to the weekend. . As an English person I at first assumed that it could be sexual ….ie. humping….but I was wrong. Not that having a special day of the [...]
Aug
4
2010
4
2010
Increasing Numbers Of Sexually Active 11-Year-Olds.
Hey, . We are having the usual warm but grey day here again. Feels quite tropical, looks very dull. Not exactly Acapulco! . I was surprised at the latest findings that there has been a big increase in the number of 11 and twelve year old girls who are taking the contraceptive pill. Five times [...]
Aug
2
2010
2
2010
With Many A Winding Turn.
Hey, . And that brings us back to Monday, which so far is promising to be a quiet day. . It is warm, grey and damp again this morning, and I am suffering. We went for a short and yesterday and it has resulted in us having from some kind of fly, obviously brushing through [...]
Apr
24
2010
24
2010
From Standing Cats To Simulated Doggy-Style Sex.
Good Morning, . Once again I write from a grey UK. Sometimes, after a wet British winter and a mostly wet British Spring, Summer and Autumn I am surprised we are not all a mouldy green colour here. Tropical it is not, although we can eat lots of bananas and try to persuade ourselves that [...]
Mar
19
2010
19
2010
Having Sex In Trees.
Good Morning Peeps, . How the hell are you today then! It is once again a Friday, portal to the weekend, so that is grand. . I feel very good again this morning because I once more awoke to brilliant sunshine, which makes everything so cheering and wonderful. It is definitely the end of a [...]
Nov
10
2009
10
2009
Poem: Sex.
Sex. . Sex is good For when you’re bored It’s good for For when you’re not It’s good for Helping when you’re ill No matter What you’ve got . .
Oct
15
2009
15
2009
Sex Addicts.
Hey. . What is a sex addict! . What does that bring to mind. . I mean, are men expecting to be taken seriously when they say things like…. “I didn’t mean to play away but I just couldn’t help myself…or “It happened so suddenly I just could not stop it” . I mean, can [...]
Oct
8
2009
8
2009
Adult Poem; Spelunking. Adult Content.
Spelunking. . Tiny fellow goes spelunking With a hard hat and a light, While his partner lies there waiting Like a mountain in the night. . A know -it-all from England Went spelunking with no plan. They found him trapped deep underground A thinner, wiser, man. . Tonight he goes spelunking For the missing piece [...]
Oct
6
2009
6
2009
Adult Poem: Click. Click. Click. Adult content.
Click click click . alfresco sex upon the beach seemed great while we were doin’ it but japanese with cameras do really tend to ruin it . .
Oct
6
2009
6
2009
Adult Poem:Clop.Clop.Clop. Adult content
clop clop clop . sex upon the foreshore in a sand dune nice and deep seemed safe until horse-riders passed and got a lofty peep . .
Sep
20
2009
20
2009
Adult Poem. It’s Like Starvation. Adult Content.
it’s like starvation. . i want to hold you tightly nightly make a burrow in the bed hold you close to give you head but all I ever get to do is pine for you . .
Sep
20
2009
20
2009
Adult Poem; You’re So Hot.
You’re So Hot. . Have I told you lately That I want you, Have I told you lately That you’re hot, Have I told you lately I can’t wait to get you naked, ‘Cos if I haven’t, Then I really should be shot. . .
Sep
18
2009
18
2009
Poem: Secret Life. (Adult Content.)
Secret Life. . He’s just a man I see at work, He says “Hello” And passes by. I smile to think We meet in dreams And fuck so hard It makes me cry. . .
Sep
15
2009
15
2009
Adult Poem: In Your Dreams Sunshine,
In Your Dreams Sunshine. . Did you miss me lots. No way Jose. Did you cry at night. As if I might. Did you miss my touch. Not very much. I could make you come. Go and bite your bum. . .
Sep
5
2009
5
2009
Adult Poem. Roxanne.
Roxanne. . Roxanne, the lady at the net, whose tight elastic bites, in purple rings. She has not been civilised. I saw her balling the backhand return from some fucking Spaniard. So help me God. . .
Sep
3
2009
3
2009
Adult Poem: Till Your Face Turns Blue.
Till Your Face Turns Blue. . I love to fuck, I truly do, But I want more than that from you. . I want your eyes In morning light, I want your glance to end the night. . I need your voice Upon the stair, To hear you ask me If I’m there. . I [...]
Sep
1
2009
1
2009
Adult Poem: In Amber
in amber . yes parted, pleated lips opened, gasping, softly forming words on reedy breaths yes yes .
Aug
30
2009
30
2009
Adult Poem: Wakey Wakey.
wakey wakey . when we lived upon the farm we had a smashing farm alarm . we never had a chance to skive it always woke us up at five . but when a weasel killed the cock we had to buy a proper clock . . i prefer an early morning alarm cock myself! [...]
Aug
28
2009
28
2009
Share A Stranger’s Orgasm. (ADULT)
Hello to you. . Did you have a good night. Did you have an orgasm. Did you have it alone or in company. . How would YOU feel about filming yourself coming and then sharing it with the whole world? . Have you ever visited a site called Beautiful Agony? . It is well worth [...]
Aug
27
2009
27
2009
Death from a surfeit of sex with vigorous young studs.
Hi, . Today I am very late in writing my page. Usually I do it first thing in the morning, anytime after 4.00am, but today I slept in. Don’t ask me why, cos I have no idea. The only thing I know for sure, is that it was not caused by my having had a [...]
Aug
15
2009
15
2009
Poem: Hey Sexy.
hey sexy . . hey sexy walk this way . i saw you from behind and fell . so long ago but i still say , to view you from behind that way . still makes my day . . j .
Aug
12
2009
12
2009
Adult Poem: Need my fix..
, need my fix . no more read on the bog no more trying to jog no more shag like a dog well addicted to blog . j .
Aug
6
2009
6
2009
Adult Poem: Crackers for Cheese
. crackers for cheese . . i do not think i stand alone in my desire for cheese . of all the treats in all the world it is the best of these . some fools believe that oysters can upstand a cock that’s iffy . but just the thought of stilton cheese can give [...]
Aug
5
2009
5
2009
Poem: Sunday
sunday . . don’t answer the door don’t pick up the phone let’s stay here in bed and do fun things alone . . j .
Aug
3
2009
3
2009
Poem: SexGod
Sexgod . . the tiny mouse lived in a hole behind my chest of drawers he wore a hat of snowy white and corduroy plus fours he was well hung and entertained compliant lady mice so potent were his rodent charms no need to ask them twice but sad for him his end was nigh [...]
Jun
22
2009
22
2009
PPS
Hi Darlings, Something else I forgot to mention. The that I gave as eight out of ten eventually needed to be updated to a resounding ten out of ten. LOL Enjoyed this morning’s Warburtons Potato Pancakes too
Jun
21
2009
21
2009
What an excellent day.
Hi . Today has been an excellent day . On a scale of one to ten, I think that it scores an eight. Well I cannot give it any more than an eight, because so far it has not included any sex. . I did not sleep very well last night, so I got up [...]
