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Dec
4
2011

Cassandra: Make-up Masterclass: How To Conceal Acne.

Hi, . It is sad to think how many people have acne. Sometimes they feel so bad that they are unwilling to leave the house….and are often coping with feelings of having no confidence at all. . People like 19 year old Cassandra Bankson, who lives in California. This young lady has severe acne, but [...]

Nov
23
2011

Black Friday Again.

Hey, . Just a quick one for you all, as a bit of a Christmas reminder. . Did you notice that Amazon have their on again this year. . I don’t have enough patience myself, but a lot of people seem to find bargains. . I suppose that it is a very good idea….as long [...]

Sep
15
2011

Katie: Three Years On.

Hi, . How are you today? I hope that everything is progressing well, with all of you out there in your various lives. . It can be so easy to complain sometimes, when things do not proceed according to plan, or we cannot have everything that we want. But sometimes, some things work to put [...]

Aug
5
2011

Ooooh, This Water Is Just Right.

What a good morning. . Things have changed here at last and we are all walking about casting a long shadow. Just like ‘High Noon’ but without the guns and cowboy hats or the wagons and Gary Cooper, or even the services of a ! . I think that we shall enjoy our perambulations today, [...]

Jul
1
2011

Youth Is Wasted On The Young ‘Cos They Don’t Yet Know The Horrible Alternative To It!

Hi Folks, . Good morning to you. . This unusual weather is continuing apace. . Yesterday it rained all morning, but at lunchtime everything cleared up and we decided it was an unmissable chance to get the top down and go out to get some very necessary shopping, if we wanted to continue to eat [...]

Jun
21
2011

Paul Gutierrez Is Desperate To Find Himself A Bride!

Hi, . Tuesday greetings to you….I hope that your week is going well for you….and that your love-life is totally satisfactory. . However, for some of us, true love can be an elusive thing. Paul Gutierrez is a prime example. . This 38 year old from Elgin, , has apparently never even had one girlfriend [...]

May
10
2011

Nip+Fab Frown Fix. Instant Facial Line Filler Sold Out On First Day.

Hello Peeps, . If you are worried about fine lines and wrinkles on your face. Then this post is for you. . A miracle for £10.25. . Lots of people believe that the hype is totally true this time. . This is a product which went on sale in the UK last week, but it [...]

May
9
2011

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Hat!

Hi, . So it’s for me today. Bah! . There was amazing weather change here on Sunday. First there was absolutely torrential rain for ages, followed by terrific thunder, with brooding dark skies that seemed to be so low that you could have stretched your hand up and touched them. I was thankful for it [...]

May
8
2011

BAH! Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate.

Hello; . If you are a , then this is something just for you. A temptation created especially with you in mind. . Now you can not just eat your , you can pamper yourself with a new range of chocolate bath products which is to be launched mid-year. . Cadburys, which I believe is [...]

May
7
2011

The Wedding Day Perfume Worn By Kate Was White Gardenia Petals By Illuminum.

Good Morning to you, . Today I am writing to you from a normal sort of British day. I awoke to a sky in many shades of grey clouds and some light rain. Obviously it is what we need, given the unfeasibly tropical weather we have been enjoying for so many weeks, but it was [...]

Apr
25
2011

Big Day.

Hey, . So we are here yet again. Enjoying a day off from the real world. . Faced by a new Monday, as yet untouched by human hands. where no Trekkie has gone before, just like the star ship Enterprise. . Of course, there is no viable alternative, is there! . So, what shall you [...]

Apr
19
2011

If You Go Down In The Woods Today, Be Sure Of A Big Surprise.

Hey, . Did you know that it was ‘Tick Bite Prevention Week’ last week? Do even the targeted ticks know that? I very much doubt that the fact has really impinged on them yet. . However all joking aside, they are becoming a serious problem. . They first came to my notice years ago when [...]

Apr
16
2011

Keep Your Hair On.

Hello, . So here we all are at the start of the weekend. I don’t know what mine will hold but we have woken to blue sky and white puffed clouds, so that is a more promising beginning than has been usual this week. . Last night we chilled out with movies, and big bowls [...]

Apr
5
2011

Claire Blogs About Deciding to Remove Her Breasts.

Hi Peeps, . It does not matter what day it is or what rubbish weather I am experiencing today, because my worries are small ones. It certainly brings that fact home when you read about someone who is facing real life or death decisions through the vagaries of fate. . Today  I,wanted to tell you [...]

Mar
6
2011

Cheryl Cole’s Beauty Secrets Are E45 Cream And Vaseline Stick.

Hi, . Do you admire the good looks of the beautiful Geordie celebrity ? . Do you despair of ever being able to afford the kind of daily beauty regime that she must have. . Do not despair, because you are in for a lovely, , surprise today. . According to recent reports, the lovely [...]

Nov
24
2010

Say ‘No’ To Sagging Jowls.

Hi, . It’s another cold and grey day here again…surprise surprise. Hopefully some of you are lounging about in warming sunshine admiring cloudless blue skies and smelling blooming flowers….it’s filthy work but someone has to do it. . I should be this morning before writing my blog, but I am still very stiff today and [...]

Nov
22
2010

Black Friday Bonanza.

Hi, . So today is the start of a Black Friday shopping bonanza at Amazon.co.uk. It begins today and continues up until next Friday…or should I say Black Friday. . According to the Amazon site, this week of reductions includes up to 60 or 70% off lots of fabulous items which would be wonderful for [...]

Oct
30
2010

Lonely? Try The Ugly Bug Ball.

Hi, . Life is not always a fair thing, and many people feel that they are at a disadvantage because they are not beautiful. Therefore, while the most beautiful can have almost anyone they desire, those who are plain feel that they can only have a narrow choice of partners, who are so much harder [...]

Oct
27
2010

Sex And Sexual Desire.

Hey, . Today I thought that we should liven up our Wednesday with . Well, not literally in my case because we are spending our day having hospital tests, but I cannot speak for all of ! . In Detroit, Dr Michael Diamond and his team at Wayne State University have been doing research into [...]

Oct
13
2010

Toilet Rolls Are The New Newspaper.

Hello, . So it is Wednesday, or as some of you Canadians out there would say, it’s . . When I awoke this morning, I found myself to be unwilling to actually leave my deliciously warm bed, although I was not sleepy at all. It is most definitely Winter again, and the older I get, [...]

Sep
10
2010

Biba Is Born Again.

Good Morning Peeps, . , Friday, . It does not get much better than that! . Yesterday turned out to be an excellent day for me because it became stunningly hot and sunny here. So good in fact, that we were motivated to get in the car, put the top down and go for a [...]

Sep
4
2010

Seduction At Topshop.

Hi, . Yesterday it was so hot and blue that Big H and I decided to forgo the last bonfire and go for a run-out with the top down while we still had the chance. As we needed to pop into anyway, it meant that we could do both things. . After we had concluded [...]

Aug
13
2010

Try Anti-Ageing. The Way Rich People Do It.

Hi, . Here we are again waking up to a heavy grey rainy day….but this one is a bit windy too, just for a change. Never mind though, it is a Friday, so the seductively. . One thing about British weather though, it is supposed to be good for our skins with all of the [...]

Jul
20
2010

Fabulous Shoes To Die For.

Hi, . Hoping that I find you well and happy today, and pleased with your lot. . I have just spent a wonderful few hours lost in the world of pretty shoes. . This came about because I decided that, when I go to the Costume Ball that I was , I should really try [...]

Jun
30
2010

Find Out Your Cut-Off Date For Being Fertile.

Hi, . There has been a really useful development for women who want to delay their family until near the end of their fertile period. This has always been the problem for career women who want a later family. . Although for most people the menopause comes in around the age of 50, there are [...]

May
27
2010

Another Little Black Dress.

Hey, . I am up early today because I awoke during a bad dream and now I cannot get back to sleep, or perhaps I am just unwilling to risk picking up the dream where I left off. Better safe than sorry in this instance I expect, and I am not a very enthusiastic sleeper [...]

Apr
9
2010

Gladrags, David Beckham And Pub ASBOs In 1904 Birmingham.

Hello, Hello, . Greetings to you upon this very excellent day. I am in a wonderful mood today. Why, you may ask, always supposing that you have nothing better to do than indulge me! . Well, with regard to my somewhat desperate post , when I was faced with the seemingly impossible task of finding [...]

Feb
28
2010

I Will And Then Some!

Hi, . Good day to you. Hoping that your Sunday is progressing nicely for you. If not, there is always tomorrow, although, on the down side, that will probably be a . I like a . It is a and for me it usually seems to begin in the same way. . Although I am [...]

Dec
22
2009

Maggie’s Story. The Worst Kind Of Fluffy Romantic Fiction….And Why Not!

. . Maggie thought that her marriage was over. . She stared deeply into her cup of coffee as she sat at the kitchen table. Her thoughts were chaotic, darting from one thing to another, the whole morning coloured by a dull throbbing pain behind her eyes. What on earth was the point of it [...]

Oct
20
2009

11-Year Itch.

Hey, . Are you well? And Happy? I very much hope that you are. . I feel a lot better now. I can breathe properly and I feel almost normal, just very tired. Hopefully Big H has not caught ‘flu from me so that is very encouraging because when his he catches everything that is [...]

Oct
15
2009

Sex Addicts.

Hey. . What is a sex addict! . What does that bring to mind. . I mean, are men expecting to be taken seriously when they say things like…. “I didn’t mean to play away but I just couldn’t help myself…or “It happened so suddenly I just could not stop it” . I mean, can [...]

Oct
6
2009

Christmas Is Coming.

Season’s Greetings, . Have you bought any Christmas presents yet? I haven’t, even though, after last Christmas, I swore that I would. It would surely have felt very smug to watch everyone else worrying, and scattering around in the last minute crowds, while I had everything beautifully wrapped and tagged by Easter, and waiting on [...]

Sep
11
2009

A Real Penny Dreadful.

. . Dandruff, it was having such awful dandruff that let him down. Everything was going well right up to that last moment. . There we were, snuggled together on the front seat of his car and he was kissing me. . Oh God, What a marvellous kisser he was. Tongue halfway down my throat, [...]

Aug
25
2009

Makeup. A Really Girly Experience.

Good morning to you. . And it really has been a good morning so far. . Today, I have just had one of the best, most girly experiences ever. . It all began yesterday, when Big H and I went to town to look at the prices of new fridges, in order to  replace the [...]

Aug
22
2009

Death To Chocolate Fish.

Good Morning Peeps, . Last night I went to bed early, to read a book, because Big H was playing one of his computer games. He has a big pile of them, all with different titles, but they all appear to be exactly the same game as far as I can see. . It was [...]

Aug
18
2009

Natural Selection.( Big H sneaked up on me.)

Hey, . Why do fools fall in love? . What do you think causes people to fall in love. Is it the chemistry,  is it just fated to be, is it the pheromones, is it some unexplainable thing that grows in intensity in direct correlation to the size of the wallet, is it finding the [...]

Aug
13
2009

It was the Guylian Chocolates wot done me in.

Hi, . I thought that I would just give you a quick update about the progress my friend is making with her new You will recall that this is reputed to help a person lose up to one stone in a month. . Well, I am afraid that it is not very good news so  [...]

Aug
10
2009

Moonbathing

Hello Women, . Moonbathing! Do you do it? Why not? . I am a great believer in moonbathing.  For many reasons. . There is a primitive, intensely female feeling, especially when you do this in the nude. Life works in cycles and I believe that women are in tune with the moon’s cycles.  Each month [...]

Aug
4
2009

Beware.Down this path lie incontinence pants.

Hi, . Beware of all sales. . I recently found myself looking at an add for digital hearing aids, and doggedly reading every tempting, persuasive word of it, right through to the last bloody full stop. Well, they are such highly expensive items to buy, so this was an excellent offer, a real money saver. [...]

Aug
1
2009

Diet: Lose one stone in one month.

Hey, . I had an interesting conversation yesterday with a friend. She has been trying to lose some weight, but finds it very hard, because rich cooking is her hobby and her passion. She tries to make slimming meals but the temptation to really do her own thing always gets the better of her. As [...]

Jul
22
2009

Looking through the eyes of love.

Hey, . We still have amazing monsoon weather here at the moment.  Everything is looking so very, very green this year. I remember when we got back from living in the Middle East it was a shock to see somewhere that was so extremely green again.Walking once more in our lush Public Parks  and feeding [...]

Jul
15
2009

ABBA.

Hi to you, . Soon I will be going with a friend band and we are really looking forward to it. We were talking about what to wear and decided it would be fun to dress the way we did back in the ’70′s.   The only good thing about becoming so much older is [...]

Jul
14
2009

That’s not my name, that’s not my name.

Hello to all you Peeps, . What a wonderful blue and shiny creation I found today. God, it’s beautiful. . I woke up very early again, in dire need of a pee, so I arose and took care of business, and then just stayed up to enjoy the wonderfulness of it all. Damn, I put [...]

Jul
3
2009

A bloody sneak attack

Hello Everyone, . Today the weather here is still unbelievably tropical. For the last three or four days it has been hot and humid to an extent which is unusual here. . However I have found myself an unexpected drawback. . Normally I would not consider wearing shorts.  In fact I think that the last [...]

Jun
30
2009

The Great Game , The Second Question.

Hi, . I have devised a second part to ‘ . Second Question…….Ah yes….BUT….would you still give him one if he was wearing a pair of old, baggy,  purple bri-nylon Y fronts  The ones with those nasty looking whitey/grey borders and lots of hard little pills on them ? . Now THIS seems to be [...]

Jun
29
2009

Worrying about someone you love is a total waste of time and energy.

Hi, It’s quarter to three, no one in the place except you and me. On second thoughts, perhaps you are not a Frank Sinatra admirer. . I was not very sleepy tonight so here I am again, writing a post in the early hours of the morning. . Tonight I want to write about the [...]

Jun
27
2009

Bartering and Beaches

Hi Peeps, – I have had a lovely day out today, Big H and I got ready early this morning in order to travel to Tynemouth and visit the market, which is held on both Saturdays and Sundays, in the old railway station near to the sea. . This station is a beautiful Victorian building, [...]

Jun
25
2009

Secret police

Hey, I have had a chulo day . I blogged a bit, drew for a while, did the Times crossword and generally enjoyed myself. Big H made me some poached eggs for my tea and then went out to his friend’s house as it is a Thursday night  and they have a standing arrangement to [...]

Jun
21
2009

Would you give him one? The Great Game.

Hi again, . I have just realised that there is no sound of traffic outside, so that must mean that I have got the day wrong again and it must be Sunday. I will go and check. Yes, all the shops are shut and I found Friday’s paper. My husband buys The Times every day [...]

Jun
20
2009

When will it ever end.

Hi, . Today has been a dusty day here in my house, because my husband has been perched digging out huge holes in the chimney breast, so that he can install a big, ‘fuck off, wall mounted television. . Oh my, if only he got on with the backlog of jobs waiting to be done [...]