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Adult Poems

Poem. Geordie Dialect: The Seeance.

The Seeance. . When me grannie fell deed From a bash on thi heed A seeance was thi notion Wi got. . So wi alle sat on doon At me mam’s in the toon, Whetha wi felt deed stupid Or not. . Though nowt much occurred Just wa old moggie stirred, Wi wa alle more […]

Poem: Me Mutha’s Deed Man.

To read the circumstances concerning this dialect poem’ Please click on an earlier post, see link below. . . Me mutha’s deed man . Nowt’s green roond heah It’s alle bluddy concrete Bluddy beach is gone Nowt but a crappy auld seat. Me mutha’s deed man Aye, ahm bluddy glad Wi alle them changes Shid […]

Poem: To My Best But Absent Friend.

to my best but absent friend . i threw a stick upon the track i hoped the dog would fetch it back . i threw that stick just yesterday but the little bastard ran away . .

Poem: Cat-alogue.

cat-alogue . cats have catastrophic lives with accidents galore with cataclysmic happenings catastrophes and more they caterwaul like catamounts catadioptric eyes agleam then dream of catawampuses in catatonic dreams they’re cataphysical it seems a catagory rare they know they have nine lives apiece that’s why they couldn’t care

My Prayer

Hi, . Today I am posting a prayer that I composed many years ago, because I wanted something that was meaningful to me. . I love The Lord’s Prayer, but I  did not have anything other than that, which I enjoyed as much. . Oh no, that’s not correct, I do also love Psalm 23:4, […]