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Children’s Poems

Poem: Hair.

. hair . why is my dog not bald . he’s always losing lots of hair it’s over here and over there he shakes and scratches til it drops how come it never stops . why is my father bald . he’s always losing lots of hair a little here a little there he tries […]

Poem: Farting Can Be Dangerous.

Farting Can Be Dangerous. . My Grannie’s getting windier Each time I go to visit. She loudly farts ten times an hour That’s not a nice thing is it. . I called again and found her there All sprawled upon her back. They said she was the victim of A sudden fart attack. . . […]

Poem: Hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus. . The name sounds absurd But the old bull is not. Don’t think to approach him His temper is hot. He’s dangerous, he’s deadly, decidedly mean, A one to avoid on the African scene. If you see calves with cows I don’t think you should moo, These cantankerous mothers Will cut you in two. […]

Poem: Sharks One, Lisa None.

Sharks One, Lisa None. . Lisa Doogood was awfully rude To people who tried to be nice, When they told her “Don’t swim” …………………………..”There’s a shark” ,…………………………..”Don’t go in” She refused to consider it twice. She said, “Fish cannot stop me, I’m not the least feared”. So when Jaws came and ate her The people […]

Poem: A Chip On My Shoulder.

A Chip On My Shoulder. . I hate all computers They’re sly and they shirk, If you don’t watch their tricks They erase all your work. . You enter your wishes, They will not obey, You try to command But they do it their way. . I hate them, they’re rotten, They sulk and delight, […]

Poem: Special Delivery.

Special Delivery. . Though miles from home, the loving son Grew parsnips of great size “I only wish my mum could see She’d not believe her eyes”. . He put a stamp upon the best And sent it in the post. She got it on the Saturday And cooked it with the roast. . .

Poem:Bricking It.

Bricking It. . The scourge of constipation For some is truly chronic, But as a student, I have found Exams are nature’s tonic

Poem: Don’t Talk To Strangers.(extract from Bone Soup)

. don’t talk to strangers . please take a sweetie little girl would you like to see a kitten do you know the way to maudlin street would you let me tie your mitten . come here young man i’m slightly deaf come closer to the car don’t be afraid i know your mum get […]

Poem: Two Eyes Is Wise.

two eyes is wise . ten fingers ten toes that’s how it goes and more or less can really stress . two eyes is wise and no surprise while three or more would cause uproar .

Poem: Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb.

Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb. . Swimming in custard Is sticky and yellow, Not suitable for A fastidious fellow. . To meet with a shark While you’re swimming, is rare, So you’re pretty safe From that sort of a scare. . There’s only one drawback Once you’ve found a towel. You’ll need to lay hands On a […]