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A Bed Of Roses.

Hello Peeps, . And the top of the morning to you all. I am lucky enough to have a nice sunny day here myself. . When I was watering my plants today, and feeding the birds their breakfast of left overs and prawn crackers, I was remembering those long ago, blisteringly hot summer days of […]

Poem: Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. (Extract from Bone Soup.)

man cannot live by bread alone. (he needs carrots) . don’t sneer at a carrot they’re good and they’re fun i’ve met quite a few and i’ve liked every one . they have many functions and take many roles they’re really quite useful for stopping up holes . should you happen to chance upon good […]

Memories Of A Good Friend.

Hello Peeps, . Well, here we are, it is Sunday yet again. . All is quiet here. I have fed the birds, but first I had to remove the remains of a chinese chow mein that I put out for them yesterday. Obviously that is a no-no for the future. Those birds are way more […]

It was the Guylian Chocolates wot done me in.

Hi, . I thought that I would just give you a quick update about the progress my friend is making with her new You will recall that this is reputed to help a person lose up to one stone in a month. . Well, I am afraid that it is not very good news so  […]

Adult Poem: Crackers for Cheese

. crackers for cheese . . i do not think i stand alone in my desire for cheese . of all the treats in all the world it is the best of these . some fools believe that oysters can upstand a cock that’s iffy . but just the thought of stilton cheese can give […]

Gourmet Foods.

Hello to you, . I am up early again. So, what’s changed? . I have done all the usual things , tea, Warburton’s Potato Pancakes (2), had a pee, quickly read a bit more of my Rebus book, and fed the birds. It’s a hard life but someone has to do it… etc. . Those […]

Spaghetti Rules

Greetings to you. . I have just been informed that the big black Crows that I feed every day are actually Jackdaws. Well that’s settled finally and I hope that the pseudo crows have not been offended by my ignorance about our avian friends. Mind you, they would be bloody ungrateful if they were, as […]

Give Them Jam And Bread.

HI Peeps, Hoping all is well with you. . I have invented a good way to vastly reduce the cost of running an Old People’s home. All that is needed are vast amounts of jam, an ample supply of bread and  a DVD of ‘Brief Encounter’. This being a  1945 black and white film starring […]

Bartering and Beaches

Hi Peeps, – I have had a lovely day out today, Big H and I got ready early this morning in order to travel to Tynemouth and visit the market, which is held on both Saturdays and Sundays, in the old railway station near to the sea. . This station is a beautiful Victorian building, […]

I Hate Crusts.

Greetings – And so the weekend beckons. I hope that you have something good in store . . At the moment I do not have anything special planned because Big H’s energy levels fluctuate a lot. Proven by the fact that I in the living room and black of the walls and ceiling. . I […]