Elvis Is Still King!
Hey,
.
How was your weekend, I hope you had a good time even if you just stayed home and enjoyed not having to go to work.
Mine was fine, but very quiet, because Big H has been very very tired after the excitement of having fun with the family recently.
There is a whole lot of ‘sleeping in the chair’ going on, to the peviously unheard of lengths of going to sleep twice during Formula 1 racing.
I always go to sleep during stuff lke that, but that’s a whole other story!
.
Sunday always starts with a long breakfast and a good read of The Times unless there is a good reason not to….such as a tornado or extreme volcanic activity at the end of our street….but that usually only happens once in a blue moon!
.
I was somewhat saddened to read more stuff being written about poor old Elvis.
I mean, he has been dead now for about 33 years and we had a lot of stuff about his crap diet.
We had descriptions about prescription drug addiction and overdose, and lots about extreme lardiness in both body and food.
.
Now it appears that Elvis’s physician, a Dr George “Nick” Nichopoulis has brought out a new book where he claims that Elvis had an extremely bloated appearance partly because of a physiological problem which contributed to his many problems.
.
The important news that the Doctor needs to impart is that the singer’s death was not really due to his bouts of eating gargantuan and supremely unhealthy food at all.
.
HE DIED OF CHRONIC CONSTIPATION!!!!!!!!
.
The Doctor further goes on to say that Elvis’s colon was twice as wide as the average person’s and was also twice as long too.
Elvis had been offered a colostomy but he had refused it.
Nichopoulis further tells his avid readers that if the colostomy had been carrioed out, then Elvis would probably still have been alive now.
.
See, if I did not read my Sunday Times I would not have been able to share these important facts with you all.
.
I also remember that some time ago the world was informed that Elvis and his mum Gladys used to use a special language between themselves .
It covered such things as calling milk ‘ butch’ and ice cream was called ‘idditream’
This apparently caused great confusion and puzzlement to his live-in coterie of Memphis guards and friends.
.
And so it goes on.
We are all strange and weak in our different ways, but we are not all blessed with a beautiful voice, amazing good looks and buckets full of charisma and a shy charm.
Personally, I always found his cheekbone enhancing smile to be devastatingly appealing.
So, he was a bit weird, but He gave me a lot of pleasure.
I mean, so many stars get a bit unreal because they live in a world of “Yes”.
.
I still enjoy watching him on UTube even now, so I will share one of my favourite clips with you.
.
.
J,x.
.
