Email to my son

Added by the son in question:

“Hello darling boy,

Well, I am sorry to tell you that I have lived down to your expectations and totally ruined all of your work in setting up my Jaksie site yesterday.

I posted a test blog thingy and lost the front page altogether. I tried for hours but it has gone,gone,gone. I wrote myself another blog thing to work off my total frustration and then gave up at about three in the morning.

Dad was asleep on the settee so I woke him up eventually and asked him but he did not know what was wrong either. Obviously I have cleverly managed to ruin everything.

i BEGAN BY WRITING A TEXT IN THE LITTLE BOX WHICH I THEN SAVED BY PRESSING THE APPROPRIATE BUTTON. Shit,why does it start doing that.

To continue.

I then had the completed text saved into a bigger box to the left and corrected some creative spelling. So far so good.At this point the original box that I saved the text from was  of course empty.

Truly inspired,I then hit the pretty blue ‘publish’ button under the aforesaid little box and cunningly wiped out, hid, or somehow managed to beam the whole  blog page straight up to Scottie and now there is nothing there at all..

What can I say. Mea Culpa. But I am your MOTHER and you should not reprimand me. Just be grateful that I did not include my technical ‘niques when I created you.

Sorry,but running a site is a lot more complicated than popping out to get a bottle of wine and some treaties ,and much more frustrating too.

However, I do like the writing bit, but I need a secretary.

i love you.
MUM xxx”

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