Fagged Out.

Hi dear peeps,

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Sorry if you have been looking at anything on  ‘Jaksie’  today and you found it all looking rather strange.

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I don’t know what happened…or what I did …but there were all sorts of strange spacings between the lines of my blogs.

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Once I noticed this…at 9.30am… I had to go through all the stuff affected and alter it back again.  I have just finished it now…5.15pm.

It was probably my own bloody fault, but that would just make it even more annoying ‘cos then I would have nobody to blame.

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At least it was a small problem, not like Twitter, which seems to have BIG problems.

There will be withdrawal symptoms all over the land!

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Normally on a Sunday I would have read the papers by now, done some painting and eaten various bits of assorted rubbish, but now I don’t know what I feel like doing.

It is unfortunate that I hate long, leisurely scented baths, because that would have been ideal.  It certainly seems to do it for some of the more aquatically inclined of you people out there.

I could follow Big H’s example,  take up computer games and end up killing dogs.

I could go upstairs and pick a huge  fight with Big H, because he has always just done something wrong, but that is a bit like kicking an invalid, so I won’t

I could take off all my clothes, put on a black vinyl mac and go to shop in my local, late night Spar, feeling secretly naughty..but I won’t because I have already done that this week…Twice.

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Oh, I don’t know.  I think I shall go and get myself a huge Whiskey, unfortunately with no bloody ice, because my fridge still needs replacing.

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WHAT, WHAT, Don’t you even mention that pathetic apology for a post called…’I told Me not to do it’…’cos I wrote that when I had the hangover from hell and thought that I was going to die on the spot.
Now I feel OK and I want a drink, and I want it now.
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I might have said I was not going to have any alcohol this weekend to make up for my excess, but I obviously LIED!
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Also, that post I just mentioned is weird today too. You can access it by scrolling down the latest recent posts, but not by tapping on it on the list at the right hand side. It just tells you that thanks to…the dreaded 404 error’…the page does not exist at the moment. Only it does, by just scrolling down to it on exactly the same page.
What the fuck does that mean?
This is driving me bloody mad today.
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I’m off upstairs to ask Big H to fix it.
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He’s been and he does not know what is wrong with it.
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I bloody do, it is this Spawn Of The Devil computer.
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That’s it
I’ve had enough. I can’t cope with this little beast.
I shall ask Mr. T to please fix it for me when he has finished his weekend’s fun.
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I am now off to get pissed, which will be a pleasant change from being pissed off!
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j
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