From Standing Cats To Simulated Doggy-Style Sex.

Good Morning,

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Once again I write from a grey UK.

Sometimes, after a wet British winter and a mostly wet British Spring, Summer and Autumn I am surprised we are not all a mouldy green colour here.

Tropical it is not, although we can eat lots of bananas and try to persuade ourselves that it is!

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Talking of bananas.

Although I do like them a lot, because they are very clean, even after being shoved into a bag or a pocket and left in amongst the detritus all day, peel ’em and ‘Hey Presto’ you have a clean snack.
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However I am not obsessed with them, as some people seem to be.
I was very surprised to find that there is actually a Banana Museum in a town in the Californian desert, in a town called Hesperia.
It is full of banana themed exhibits, which have been on show for almost forty years.
My goodness, obviously lots to do there then!
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There is also The Washington Banana Museum which has 4,000 items in it.
This being a lot less impressive than the 17,000 reported to be in the Hesperia one.
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The Banana Club Museum is actually listed in the Guinness Book Of Records as the World’s Largest Collection devoted to any one fruit!
My goodness, I bet you are glad to know all of this important stuff because it could really change your life!
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We have not even begun on amazing vegetable facts yet.
Did you know that there is an Onion Museum.
Yes, I kid you not.
The Videlia Onion Museum in Georgia is said to be expanding it’s available exhibit space this year.
Excellent!!!
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OK, now I am bored with bananas and onions….now I am more interested in Standing Cats!
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And the one that purports to show you what the Standing Cat is watching….take care though, this one contains simulated sex!!!
Doggie style!!!
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It appears that the Standing Cat is French.
He began standing because he could not see properly out of the windows to watch the birds ….and the simulated sex!

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There now, don’t say that I don’t scour the world in order to bring you joy.

Have a fine one.

J,x.

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More uses for bananas.

Banana Bread Recipes LINK.

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