Gentlemen, Let’s Be Upstanding!
Hi,
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My goodness it was freezing cold here last night.
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I kept waking up throughout the night because it was so cold….horrible!
When I got up this morning into a chilly bedroom, I gave an involuntary shudder-type thing and felt a sharp crunchy pain in my neck….and now I cannot move it ….and it really really is painful.
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I bloody hate the winter, and the thought of living somewhere much warmer is beguiling, now that I am faced with the reality of yet another winter here where the sun don’t shine.
It sometimes makes you feel that the blood is freezing in your veins….and that brings me a new thought about blood flow.
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You know what they always say, that it is a man’s world.
But they don’t actually get it all their own way!
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You know that I have never thought about it before, but life could be hard for the male of our species at times.
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Sometimes they cannot help showing exactly how they feel, whether they actually want to or not.
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Such as the times when…. they suddenly get an inadvertent stiffie….in a public place.
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Like this would-be superstar on X Factor.
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I think that the judges comments afterwards are hilarious.
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Or perhaps during a wrestling match.
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It puts a whole new slant on things.
One of the great things about being a female is that no-one actually knows what we are thinking, or how interested we actually are….
….we can play it cool….thank goodness!
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On second thoughts….sex is a definate way of keeping warm!!!!!
Have a hot one!
J.
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And….talking about penises….there is definitely something fishy going on here!
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