How Cool Is That!
Hi,
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Well, it is another splendid day today. Most excellent!
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I see that The Times has once more come up trumps, and provided me with just the sort of interesting tit–bit that I like.
Apparently, a new creature has been discovered in Papua New Guinea.
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It happened during a British expedition into the rainforest, to film Mount Bosavi, during the making of a nature programme for the BBC.
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They came across a new species of giant rat, which is as large as a normal cat.
This Bosavi Woolly Rat has a long, thick, fur coat of a silver brown colour, which is thought to have evolved to enable it to exist in the very cold conditions found at Mount Bosavi, which is actually an enormous extinct volcano.
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After closely examining the fascinating new discovery, experts think that it’s teeth show the rat to live upon a mostly vegetarian type of diet.
They also conclude that it lives in nests,which are either under the ground, or up in the trees.
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Well, what do you think ?
Are we prepared to find rats to be adorable, cuddly and desirable now?
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However, they may not last very long once the Jet Set and the Incurably Rich hear about them.
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My god, can you imagine the cachet to be gained, from being the owner of the only, never to be copied Bosavi Woolly Rat coat, in the whole wide world.
Even if the politically incorrect owner only gets to wear it in the privacy of their hidden strongrooms.
Where they will probably keep it hoarded, along with their other rare and illegally acquired items, such as painting masterpieces, black market antiquities, solid gold, diamond encrusted phalluses, Lord Lucan, and a scattering of spare nuclear missiles.
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And If THEY don’t exterminate the poor things, then the bloody Chinese will, once they have finally decided what amazing things Bosavi Woolly Rat Medicine will do for THEM.
At the very least it could be used to improve their tree climbing skills and their thin hair.
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I prefer to apply a nice final hair rinse with vinegar .
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To help my hair of course, and not my tree climbing skills.
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I am sure that they would improve, unbelievably quickly, the moment I was alone in a field with a big, angry bull…with no extra supplements needed.
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Talking about bullshit.
I don’t need a bull for that, because I can magically produce my own!
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So, on to the rest of the day and to finding out where it takes me.
Have a good one yourself.
Lots of love,
J
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