It was the Guylian Chocolates wot done me in.
Hi,
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I thought that I would just give you a quick update about the progress my friend is making with her new Dietchef regime.
You will recall that this is reputed to help a person lose up to one stone in a month.
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Well, I am afraid that it is not very good news so far.
I spoke to her yesterday and she has been a ..very.. bad.. girl.
I enquired as to how the diet was going and she said that it was not going too well at the moment.
I asked her what was wrong with it, was the food awful?
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It was then revealed that, along with eating the food, she had also drunk lots of wine and Sake, eaten meals in restaurants ( with puddings ) and generally been extremely evil.
To cap it all she had also consumed ( at one sitting! ) a whole box of Guylian chocolates. Apparently these are shaped like shells ,or something like that, and are totally irresistible to any sane woman.
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How naughty was that!
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I was then told, in a very chastened and determined voice, that she had now totally decided to start doing her diet properly as of today.
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Well……. we all believe her now don’t we?
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I will keep you posted.
LOL
J
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I didn’t have any puddings!!! But the rest is true
Hi,
Go in peace my child, and sin no more. xx