Jessica Alba Rules.

Hi Peeps,

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Oh No….it is snowing here again.

No wonder It was so freezing cold here yesterday that I could not get warm.

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I do not want snow now, I want blue skies and standing outside admiring my newly emerging Hyacinths…see poem.

Stop doing it!

I have had enough snow now!

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Life can be strange can’t it.

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Now, how far would you be prepared to go, in order to please your partner.

No, we are not talking about something simple like oral sex, or wearing a tasteless polyester outfit every Friday.

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We are not even talking about the odd  tattoo.

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Would you actually change your appearance drastically in order to satisfy their desires?

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A 21 year old Chinese woman, reported to be called Xiaoquing, has decided to undergo transforming plastic surgery because she….’wants to do something to challenge herself and build a strong personality through doing it’.

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So far so good.

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She has even been offered free plastic surgery at a clinic in Shanghai.

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This all sounds very altruistic.

Surely the clinic is trying to give aid to someone in dire need!

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In actual fact this young lady has nothing wrong with her at all….except for the fact that her ex boyfriend seems to be obsessed with the lovely Jessica Alba.

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It turns out that she  had broken up with her 28 year old boyfriend because he  made her wear a wig and false eyelashes in order for her to look more like the famous Hollywood actress.

People had apparently been making fun of her when she was out in public.

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After the separation she decided to change her mind because….‘I always followed his opinions and don’t want to lose him so I made my decision. I am not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend but for myself.’

Hopefully, once she has undergone the plastic surgery to turn herself into Jessica Alba, she will win him back and they will live happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It makes you think doesn’t it.

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Thank goodness he does not have a hankering for something really weird.

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Have a great day just being yourself.

J x.

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2 Responses to “Jessica Alba Rules.”

  1. nelly says:

    “Be yourself. Everyone else is taken”.
    Oscar Wilde
    🙂

  2. Jaksie says:

    Hi Nelly,
    Excellent comment!
    I love Oscar Wilde, that man was so cool!

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