Office Politics.
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Yes, ladies, having been married for years has it’s compensations.
After all, the fact that you had the foresight to grab an available man, before the advent of all these liberated, bosom showing, backside twitching modern maneaters, is something to be grateful for.
Perhaps the bosom is not as alluring as it once was, but at least you’ve had him long enough to have him so terrified of you that the only effect that some sexy secretary has on him is to precipitate palpitations and some seriously heavy breathing.
Of course, you may have been lacking in your wifely duties, in which case you may shortly be suffering from a severe case of unexpected divorce/
It does not pay to forget, careless wives, that women outnumber the necessary sex by an ever increasing percentage, and that the paunchy belly, balding head and well worn repertoire of sexy jokes, that you bemoan, may just reek of experience, energy, and eroticism, to some sticky fingered nymphet who is not averse to a little bit of poaching upon your own neglected and boring territory.
So, beware ladies, and keep your menfolk sated sexually… or else.
Oh, I know that some of you will read this warning and disregard my advice with a disdainful snort, but perhaps it is so long since you caught yourselves a man, that you are no longer up to date with the new fighting tactics employed by these new husband stealers.
Therefore I shall endeavour to enlighten you.
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First of all, there is the very coy method whereby the eager huntress jams herself in a lift with your frustrated spouse and proceeds to seduce him with vigour…discreetly of course!
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Then, we have the shortsighted maidens who consistently find their way into the mens’ toilets…after all, familiarity does not always breed contempt.
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Thirdly, we come to the prevailing fashions, which can greatly aid the maneaters and stretch bandage wearers.
For instance there is always the direct method, which consists of the perfect secretary accidentally ripping off her fragile dress with a well sharpened pencil, (after a violent judo move) while taking dictation from your husband.
The current underwear often being startling by it’s very absence.
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Or, perhaps your tiring old man has a mechanical bent, and always manages to get in your impatient way by pottering about in your tidy, and colour co–ordinated home.
He is so beaten down by your nagging at him that he is easy prey when a devious damsel asks his expert advice about the faulty lock on her chastity belt.
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However , if all these classic ruses fail to trap the unwary quarry, the piece de resistance is foolproof.
This ingenious method need a little preparation, but it is devastating in it’s effect.
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The erring…or intending to be erring…man trap, lies doormat–style across the entrance to the quarry’s sanctun…stark naked, except for her leer, with WELCOME written all over her languishing body.
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How could it fail!
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Perhaps now, all you trusting wives will take heed of the changing trends.
By all means let the sexual predators be permissive.
But not with YOUR husbands.
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Up in arms then ladies, and wrap them around him, while there is still time.
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J.
Upon a serious note, I think that women always make a mistake when they feel uncomfortable showing their bodies to their partners, because they absolutely know that they are not perfect..whatever the current tastes mean that perfect is.
I do not think that Victorian and Edwardian men would have been greatly pleased by the modern style of starvation thin females.
Not much opulent decolletage to be viewed across the dinner table nowadays.
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When I have asked men friends what they like best about womens’ bodies, they often like exactly the bits that women hate, and are embarrassed by.
These are the slight pot, the extra full contour as the hip line moves into the thigh, the slight swelling of the flesh on the upper arm that can be wider than the shoulder line.
And lots of men like large thighs, dimpled knees and large, soft, bottoms.
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In my opinion women should be proud to be the female of the species and walk tall and confident.
There is nothing as appealing as a smile and a welcome.
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Stop being self conscious about things a man does not notice, and just be natural with him.
If he says he loves you, and he proves it, then enjoy him and believe that he enjoys you. Just exactly as you are!
Life is happening to you today.
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