Poem: Baldy Billy’s Blind Date.
Baldy billy’s blind date
.
baldy billy lost his wig
the night he had a date
he searched all over for the thing
but it was growing late
he looked around for something else
to cover up his head
‘my ferret jim is nicely trained
i’ll just use him ‘ he said
at first his plan went very well
his blind date was impressed
his head of sleek and shiny fur
was fit to be caressed
but then a sudden move revealed
the necklace that she wore
a rabbit’s foot upon a chain
and this the ferret saw
jim reared up the woman screamed
bill fainted with the stress
jim took a flying leap across
and vanished down her dress
.
