Poem: Do I Need A Wedding Hat?
Do I Need A Wedding Hat?
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The hard thing is
finding just the right outfit
to wear to a wedding.
You spend hours looking
at every page on the web,
you trail around the shops
every consecutive day
for a bloody month,
you send away for outfits
then fret about returning them.
Why stress about it so much.
Stop worrying yourself.
You will go there,
get pissed asap,
have a bloody good time,
and you’ll feel great doing it.
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