Poem: Farting Can Be Dangerous.

Farting Can Be Dangerous.


My Grannie’s getting windier

Each time I go to visit.

She loudly farts ten times an hour

That’s not a nice thing is it.


I called again and found her there

All sprawled upon her back.

They said she was the victim of

A sudden fart attack.




For those who would like to see a Master-Farter in action , I have added a link to a clip taken from a film about La Petomane, a famous French Music Hall Star.

Thanks to U Tube.

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