Poem: Life As A Troll Is Not What it used To Be.
life as a troll is not what it used to be
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life as a troll is not easy
life as a troll is no fun
whenever i leap from a hole to shout boo
they say ‘cor he’s just having us on’
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life as a troll has no status
life as a troll is no fun
when i have died and it’s time to return
i think i’ll come back as a nun
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they have no respect for my history
my efforts to shock bring derision
the youth of today don’t react the old way
i blame it upon television
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