Poem: Mrs. T-T.
Mrs. T-T.
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Mrs. Turningham-Turpington
Hitch-hiked to Widdrington
Turned left at Bellingham
Then lost her wellington.
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Mrs. Turningham-Turpington
Went off to Orpington
Got stuck near Warrington
Then bought some wellingtons.
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Mrs. Turningham-Turpington
Then drove to Washington
Got stuck near Bellingham
Then found her Wellington.
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Mrs. Turningham-Turpington
Fears not the driving rain
Now she’s the owner of
Two pairs of wellingtons.
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