Poem: Never Tell A Tale To A Tell Tale Tit.(adult version)
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never tell a tale to a tell tale tit
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have you got a secret
tell me tell me true
whisper all about the things
you were not supposed to do
tell me all your naughty plans
and all your naughty deeds
tell me of your secret dreams
and all your rotten needs
i promise i can hold my tongue
i swear i always will
there’s no one else will ever know
just you and me and jill
and joan
and chardonnay
and trish
and terry
and pat
and paul
and cara
and toby
and leyla
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now please continue to add the name of every single person you can think of
plus the names of their aunties
their uncles
their dogs
their hairdressers
their butchers
their butche’ dogs
their butcher’s wives
and their butcher’s proctologist
and their butcher’s proctologist’s supplier of surgical gloves
and their butcher’s proctologist’s supplier of surgical gloves’s granny
and grandad
and paperboy
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oh god.
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