Poem: Silent But Deadly.
Silent But Deadly.
.
I secretly slipped out
A fart, in the bed,
Well silent and deadly
No warning was said.
.
You suddenly let off
A fart of your own
That started like thunder
Then died to a moan.
.
Nose under the covers
You shouted with glee
‘This smells quite revolting
And all made by me!’
.
I had to agree
It was truly quite rotten
This stench that you breathed,
That you thought you’d begotten
.
But sadly for you
It was ME made the smell,
You couldn’t think why
I was laughing like hell.
.
.
