Adult Poem; Spelunking. Adult Content.
Spelunking.
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Tiny fellow goes spelunking
With a hard hat and a light,
While his partner lies there waiting
Like a mountain in the night.
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A know -it-all from England
Went spelunking with no plan.
They found him trapped deep underground
A thinner, wiser, man.
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Tonight he goes spelunking
For the missing piece of kit.
He wore it when they started
So he’ll need to dig for it.
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Poor Hammy has gone missing
On a trip far from the light.
A good spelunk in A&E
Will bring him home all right.
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