Poem. The Sandwich Bar.
the sandwich bar
.
the sandwich bar was famous
for it’s often tested quote
‘if we can’t provide your filling
then you get a ten pound note’
.
but a clever lad stood waiting
at the end of lunchtime’s queue
till he heard the famous question
‘what’s the filling sir for you’
.
‘pterodactyl’ was his answer
so the owner quickly said
‘we’ve got heaps of pterodactyl
but we’ve just run out of bread’
.
.
