Poem: Unzip A Banana.
Unzip A Banana.
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When bikers choose a fruit to eat
They want no interference,
A fruit that’s macho, image wise,
Must fit with their appearance.
Soft peaches have no chance at all
The fuzz don’t please these brothers,
While strawberries and damson plums
Are what they buy their mothers.
Most apples have such silly names,
Like Cox’s Orange Pippin,
So bikers choose bananas ‘cos
Bananas have a zip in.
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