Poem:The F Word.

The F Word.



Life is  full of favourite things

And I particularly favour F’s,

So many good times start with them

Like fabulous, fantastic and fuckable, or,

Fuck it, fuck you, fuck no and fucking hell,

Fick dich, fick mich and foda-se

Which all spring to mind immediately,

Very closely followed by full bodied,

Frolicsome, fuck off, fuck me and FCUK,

It’s a very funny thing that is,

How one word gets used so much more than others

It’s just fucking favouritism really.



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