Squeaky Sex Can Cause Problems.

Good Morning Peeps,

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How the hell are you this morning.

If you are in the UK, then you are no doubt wishing that you were somewhere else at the moment, anywhere that is in the least bit warm no doubt.

Join the club!

It is still a white-out.

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Of course there are ways by which we can warm ourselves up aren’t there.

And no, I don’t mean by doing heavy work.

I am thinking of more enjoyable ways….such as making love….vigorously!

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However, care must be taken while doing this, you do not want to end up being in trouble with the police for making love privately, in your own bedroom.

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Worryingly, this has just happened to a couple living in Germany.

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The Berlin neighbours of a couple called Stefanie Muller and Lucas Zetsch were annoyed with the pair because when they made love their bed was squeaking and making far too much racket.

They felt strongly enough about the situation that some of them decided to complain about it to the police.

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After the officers had received 10 complaints, they decided to do something about it.

They charged the passionate pair with the violation of noise pollution regulations and served an £85 fine for the offence.

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They refused to pay.

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When the court date arrived the complainants did not bother to even turn up for the case, which was ‘refusing to pay the fine for noise pollution’.

The case was therefore dropped!

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The pair seemed to leave the court on less than loving terms.

When Lucas Zetsch, 25, was asked about the case he said that it had been ordinary sex and nothing exciting.

Stefanie Mueller, 24, was not impressed by that, curtly saying ‘ Thanks, that was nice’ as she quickly left.

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There were probably no complaints from the neighbours that night anyway!.

J,x.

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