The Attack Of The Killer Clothes Horse.

Hello,
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It’s the weekend….Whoopee!

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It’s that time of the week again, when we all get down to party …. especially those who have taken up the student lifestyle and are busy making friends and influencing people.

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Of course, some of us find that life in a strange place can be full of unseen dangers and threats.

Even in the less exotic places.

Like Derbyshire!!

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And this is what can happen to unsuspecting young women at the University of Derby when their household objects turn rogue.

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The scared young woman with the ‘sympathetic’ friends eventually had to be rescued from the vicious grip of the clothes dryer by the Fire Brigade.

It even got onto the ITV News.

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Those clothes horses are obviously not as well mannered as they were when I was just a kid.
In those far-off days they were our friends, and let us cover them with blankets and pretend that they were tents.
They are obviously becoming feral because of working mother clothes horses, not enough discipline, along with too much television and playing too many vicious video games.
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And E-Numbers being added to their foods!
And too many immigrant clothes horses!
And too much under-age clothes horse sex.
Disgrace!
Lock ’em up and throw away the key!
j,x.
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