The Nightmare Begins Again.

Hi Peeps,

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How are you today.

Hey, I know that it is Monday, but there is another weekend coming very soon!

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Hopefully you did at least enjoy a fine weekend.

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Mine was moving along nicely yesterday, snuggled up with the Sunday papers and an afternoon whiskey, until I decided to pop out to the Spar in order to get some dishwasher tablets.

I was walking along the first aisle, perfectly happy with my world, until I was suddenly faced with an early onset of my most dreaded temptation.

There it was, blatantly displayed before my very eyes.

A whole shelf of Cadbury’s Mini Eggs.

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What….it was only Christmas two weeks ago….can’t they just wait until bloody Easter!!!

What’s wrong with them!!!

And, to my added horror, they were being offered at the tempting bargain price of two packets for two pounds!!!

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So, there I stood, pathetically telling myself that they are filth….and bad for my teeth….and that I will get fat and be very sorry….and that last year I had firmly decided that I would not eat them again….ever.

My, it is hard to resist such things when they are thrust under your nose

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Anyway, it was not an easy struggle and I had to be extremely firm with myself, bringing all my strength of character to bear….even to the extent of reminding myself that I have won many battles of will in my long lifetime, so I could do it again

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So, I eventually made it to the checkout, battle-scarred and weary!!!

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Once I got back home I ate the whole two packets….and I felt horribly sickly.

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Now I have to fight the same bloody daily battle for months and months.

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I hate Cadbury’s.

I really do.

J.

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