Tooo Famous To Take The Bus!
Hello,
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How are you today.
Were you ‘up and at ‘em’ in time or were you sooo late that you missed your bus to work and had to run so fast that you were fagged out.
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Now you may be annoyed about that, and it can be embarrassing to be caught trying to sneak into the office late, hunched up and wearing a moustache and a flat cap until you get past reception, but it could be way worse.
Trust me on this!
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Imagine being sooo famous that you are unable to catch a bus because you would draw such a crowd, and stimulate such interest, that other users of your chosen method of public transport would be ‘put at risk’ by you.
So much so, that this ‘starry being’ would fear for their own safety, as well as that of other people, because of drawing huge crowds wherever they go.
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Like 26 year old Amelle Berrabah for instance.
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Come on, come on, you are not concentrating.
We are talking about a member of the Sugababes, one who was facing a possible driving ban after drink-driving her £300,000 Mercedes McLaren SLR in North London.
Her lawyer was explaining that this would cause problems because his client was too famous to be able to use any public transport.
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Personally, I think that her only problems would be exactly the same as mine are.
First, finding some in the first place, and second, finding room to get on the bloody thing!
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The judge took all of this under due consideration, before fining her £2,000 and banning her from driving for 14 months.
It must be sooo tough at the top!
j.
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PS.
There were actually four police officers present outside the Highbury Corner Magistrates’ Court, during the proceedings.
Luckily, no crowds of people actually bothered to turn up, so thankfully no-one needed to be in fear for their safety.
In fact, no-one even seemed to know who she was, there were reports that a security guard was heard to ask if she was an X Factor contestant.
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It was however, totally different, when Superstar George Michael, 47, was present in this same court for his drug-driving offences a few weeks ago.
He was greeted by thousands of fans who had gathered in the hope of seeing him there.
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He was served up an eight week sentence and banned from driving for five years and was recently released from Highpoint to serve the last four weeks on licence.
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